Skip to main content

tongan ninja

A funny but crap film.
Funny becos its shit

only 2 funny parts sum 1 wit a brit accent says:"My Name is Chin wa tokasinkodsay ella nooooooohhhhhhh... but u can call me Dwayne".

and a part where a girl has an oversized teddy bear and sum1 walks up 2 her and goes:" Your parents......were eten by godzilla
Tongan Ninja is a very bad quality, shit film which is only really funny cos its a shit copy of kung powwhich kicks ass
by Lucas December 31, 2003
mugGet the tongan ninja mug.

Tongan Milo

When someone of Tongan decent ejaculates in the sand and eats it, The sand being the Milo and the Jiz being the Milk.
"Hay man what are you drinking?"
"Tongan Milo Bro keeps you big and strong"
by FireToad89 October 15, 2009
mugGet the Tongan Milo mug.

Tongan Tetherball

Verb/Action. One man stands, his balls dangling from a surface while erect. Two or more people then stand around his balls, and smack the living shit out of them (as if they’re playing tetherball). The first person to make the man cum or pass out wins!
Bro, my hand is sweaty from Tongan Tetherball!
by gv_86 February 14, 2026
mugGet the Tongan Tetherball mug.

waking up tongan

Massive quadriceps.
That blokes legs looks like he's waking up tongan.
by BeerPenguin March 16, 2018
mugGet the waking up tongan mug.

Toniann

She's the girl that everyone is jealous of...sexy, fun, smart, outgoing, and easy to talk to. She has a heart of gold and although she might seem bulletproof, she's caring and sensitive on the inside.

A girl who isn't afraid t...o speak her mind or be herself. Watch out boys, she's a heart-breaker. A girl who won't settle for anything but the best, but rightfully so. She doesn't need a man to have a good time.

She's the friend you call at 2am when you need someone to tell you that everything's going to be ok. Sweet, comforting, and a great listener.See more
I am a Toniann ;-)
by toni16c November 15, 2011
mugGet the Toniann mug.

Tongari

by Vashu December 13, 2003
mugGet the Tongari mug.

Toogans

Noun 1. A Glutton.
2. A person who pushes the boundaries of unhealthy food choices.
3. A gluttonous lifestyle.

Adv. 1. A toogans approach to eating.

Adj. 1. Descriptive of an overindulgent food item or person.

Verb. 1. To overindulge in food.
For Noun:
"A Toogans Move": Ordering a double bacon cheeseburger and then requesting ranch dressing to dip it in. Dipping cheesecake in chocolate syrup. Dipping any already fried food in ranch dressing. Shaking the excess crumbs from a bag of chips into your mouth after consuming the entire bag. Turning the bag inside out and licking it.

For Adverb: "I'm about to go toogans on this meal!"

For Adjective: "That desert was a toogans delight." or "Look at that fatty toogans over there."

For Verb: "To toog or not to toog, that is the question."
by MurphyB July 6, 2008
mugGet the Toogans mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email