Tottenham Hotspurs

Tottenham Hotspurs are a useless and hopeless team, they lack understanding on how to play football and recently let go of their best player (Harry Kane). Regardless of the fact that their team was once stacked, their trophy case is as empty as Manchester United fans' heads.

Person 1: I support Tottenham Hotspurs
Person 2: SHUT UP BOZOOO, RATIOOOOOO

by rohaan's father September 12, 2023

Tasty Toft

The sexiest man to ever walk planet Earth. With his ginger hair and pale skin, he makes any person, women or man, drop their jaw in awe. His exact directions help run a program that is incredible in their own right. His thicc boy brain helps everyone stay on track. To conclude, he's the ultimate dad.

*At the end of competition, Toft raises thime hand in the form of a fist* "TASTY TOFT! TASTY TOFT! TASTY TOFT"

by PatrickStar's Papa April 11, 2019

teeter totter

When you and another individual take turns on a singular charger, switching off when a device dies.

A: "Sorry I need your charger."
B: "I'm using it. My phone's really low."
A: "We can teeter totter, dude."
B: "Oh okay."

by pillbug science March 1, 2022

Hot totty

A very sexy male or female person. An extra sexy piece of totty.

Whose IS that hot totty bending over in those tight jeans. Sure like to get her pussy juice pumping.

by Witch of the West October 8, 2007

tofuturtle

a Southeast Asian mammal that resides on the Eastern Seaboard of the North American continent. Unlike the other inhabitants of this region, this mammal is an herbivore. Lack of sufficient protein reserves is the reason for its frail and emaciated structure. Feeds mainly on tofu, and deepfried potatoes which it plunders from neighboring animals. Reason for nomenclature is unknown, however some believe that the name 'turtle' is derived from the mammals seemingly turtle-like structure.

pussy pat, patricia, "turtle turtle"

by Mista Ok December 15, 2003

tottu

tottu is a word used when you have nothing else to say

joe- yo she kinda bad no cap on kizzy
bill- ok tottu

by tottu wat March 19, 2021

Peter Totter

A threesome position with at least two men where they grab each other forearms doing a push and pull motion to create the back and forth motion for the third party in the middle.

Clayton and Logan had an amazing weekend running the Peter Totter on Carlos.

by JoonMoon April 13, 2021