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The Martha Paradox

When someone has a crush on another person and thinks that the person they like likes them back because they have been indirectly flirting with them or acting as if the like them
“She did sleep on me but I can’t tell if it’s the Martha paradox or not”
by Pls_let_me_use_a_name November 25, 2019
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the marthage

A girl who is often confused and may seem apathetic to most things but is nonetheless funny and craves affection and care. She also somehow always manages to attract the most tory boys which is a key trait of ‘the marthage’. Overall, a sweet girl who gives the best hugs but always make sure to use simplistic language when around ‘the marthage’.
Oh my days, I bloody love cricket!! I heard the marthage loves to play cricket too!!’
by Bitchelor June 19, 2020
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The Martian Position

The Martian Position is when a women lays on the end of a bed, knees apart, feet together and is holding herself in with her lets around the mans neck. The women MUST be tattooed and be wearing a martian costume. Also both parties must be tripping on shrooms and acid.
DUDE I nutted so hard last night when this chick showed me The Martian Position.
by pooptoes September 25, 2020
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The Martian

A very interesting novel that was adapted into a movie by Andy Wier.

It is about a story based in the year 2035 where astronaut Mark Watney is stranded for over a year on mars after a high-speed dust storm made the rest of the crew abort after Mark was hit with debris on their way to escape.
Mike: Have you seen the movie The Martian?
Joe: Yeah, I loved it!
by GrJz1e May 5, 2021
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The Martin Yttri Method

The act of rectally inserting a dildo made of ice, thus stimulating the G-spot and achieving an overwhelming orgasm
Frank: "I did The Martin Yttri Method yesterday, and it felt amazing!"
Frunk: "What the Fuck man?"
by hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh7 February 2, 2026
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The Marty Special

When you get plugged from both ends and your throat hurts from gagging.
I can't talk too much. Last night I got the Marty special.
by Thejournalist February 15, 2026
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The martin

When you promise to be back in 10 minutes, but disappear for an extended period of time, then come back the next day as if nothing happened.
I think hes done the martin again
by R6PTOR April 26, 2025
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