teresia

A very loving \weird person an doesn't take shit from nobody! *(Caution) her weirdness may rub off on you and there's no cure, so BEWARE! Has amazing eyes that'll stare down to your soul. Also worth every minute of your time if your worth hers, Get yourself a Teresa stat!

Feeling lonely? Say no more call 1-800-Teresia an get you yours today!

by Turnerdallis88 November 26, 2017

I have read and agree to the terms of use

Pretty much the biggest lie on the planet. People usually see this message when trying to sign up for something or the other. People are supposed to actually read through the terms of use, but no one does. Useless waste of paper or pixels.

People who say they have never lied in their lives are probably lying right there. I guarantee that none of them have ever checked the "I have read and agree to the terms of use" box after actually reading the terms of use.

by sexytroll696969696969 June 23, 2011

Teresa Teng

(Chinese: 鄧麗君) A taiwanese pop singer who died as a result of a severe asthma attack in 1995. Undoubtedly the best-selling and most influential C-Pop singer of all time, Ms Teng's songs all reached classic status within her lifetime. Her songs are instantly recognisable in Taiwan, Hong-Kong, Macau, China, Japan, Singapore, Indonesia, Thailand, Malaysia and cities in North-America and Australia with large Chinese-speaking communities such as Los Angeles, Sydney, Brisbane and Vancouver. Teng is quite possibly the best known popular singer in the history of the world and is regarded by many to be the best.

Holy fuck she sings so well lah sounds almost like Teresa Teng.

by AJNPrior March 14, 2009

Terms and Conditions

That thing that almost every website has that nobody ever reads, but then agree to it anyway.

Dean: "Hey man, did you read the terms and conditions before you agreed to them?"
John: "What? Are you cray? Fuck no."

by ashy123456 May 18, 2014

Teresa May

A feckless non-entity put into a leadership role because leading the UK through a controversial period is political suicide. Too clueless to come up with a plan, too dimwitted to realise she is selling the entire nation out, too gutless to admit she should not have been allowed near a position of responsibility.

Teresa May is a waste of carbon.

by Void Schism March 10, 2017

Teressa

Sexy girl and will always finish a guy no matter what. Shes savage as fuck, especially at school. And at home she is an awesome girlfriend shes actually sweet and super nice if you get to know her. She can be moody at times but she is super cute she has a nice ass and shes so fresh fresher than Ferbreez.

Look at that girl she such a Teressa.

by sexypersonuwoulddiefor December 16, 2016

Teresa Smith-Brooks

A realtor who loves hanging with her gals 🤪 (Except for Karen obvi) Momma of Jimmy Jeb LOL!!! (Laugh out Loud) Lover of all things cat themed, the color yellow, and lover of The Real Housewives of Atlanta! LOLLLLL 🤪 #JimmyJeb2024 #StayQuirky #LiveLaughLove

OMG! Do you see that realtor! I think that's Teresa Smith-Brooks! She's great!!! LOLLLLL

by TSB_101 May 23, 2021