Tea Bagged

In the classic Xbox game, Halo, it is the practice of repeatedly pressing the crouch bottom while standing on top of the head of a dead opponent's body, simulating the sexual act.

Bryan was sure pissed when the noob tea bagged him in last night's game of Team Slayer.

by yo_antnee September 29, 2011

tea bagged

putting one's ball sack in too girls mouths ( in and out )

that pimp tea bagged his hoes

by pimpin_p December 06, 2008

Tea Bagging

1. When an unsuspecting victim passes out and his "friend" dips his naked balls on the victim's forehead and/or mouth.

2. When a right-wing News Network creates an unsuccessful astroturf "movement" in which less than .01% of the population participates/cares.

3. When you and your friends receive a new tax CUT but go out in public and complain about a Tax INCREASE and wonder why nobody is listening and everybody is laughing.

Hey Cletus, did you hear that communist Obama is CUTTING our taxes?! How DARE he put his hands in my wallet and try to TAKE my money. I think we better listen to Fox&Friends and go to that tax day Dick Army Tea Bagging!

by teabagging April 16, 2009

tea bags

Enlarged testicles that hang low in one's nutsack

His tea bags tended to hang low when the weather was hot

by Dan November 20, 2003

tea bag

When a man towers over a woman and his balls are in her mouth as she plays with it.

I tea bagged my g/f lastt night, man.

by Ritagal September 25, 2006

tea bagging

The act of draping one's testicles over the bridge of someone's nose, especially if that person is intoxicated to the point of unconsciousness. This is usually followed by polaroids and raucious laughter.

When he woke up, he thought he was blind, but I was just tea bagging him.

by afokenr March 26, 2003

tea bagging

The actual art of tea bagging is to dip your entire scrotal sac into an unconcious persons mouth. It is risky so be creful.

When Peter falls asleep, he will be tea bagged.

by Ryan Preston December 10, 2004