D.E.N.N.I.S System

The D.E.N.N.I.S. system refers to a fool proof system enabling men to obtain a woman's undying love, accompanied by life love devotion (if the man so desires). The D.E.N.N.I.S. system was made popular by Dennis Reynolds, a fictional character from Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia. The system, although original in name, is similar to "The Effect," which also goes by the separate name "DJGorbeism," popularized by D.J.G. When one engages in "the effect" they are "IN EFFECT."

D- Demonstrate Value
E- Engage Physically
N- Nurture Dependence
N- Neglect Emotionally
I- Inspire Hope
S- Separate Entirely

The way to win any girl's heart.

Example of the D.E.N.N.I.S System/In Effect

Kalie, "Hey this is some good pizza."
Dennis, "You're the one that is good."

by Anticapital666 November 22, 2009

american education system/schools

This is the system of education where students do not actually learn how to do anything useful. This is also where you are served food worse than prisons. Each room also has it's own climate. One room might be snowing and have penguins and other might be having a heat wave. And oh man that dress code is great. Teaching young girls that their shoulders must be covered at all times because it's to "distracting" to the guys and they won't be able to focus on work.

The american education system/schools suck.

by TheIronPhynix November 13, 2016

fixing a sprinkler system

getting some.

Person 1: You being handy?
Person 2: We're fixing a sprinkler system.

by pretendtobegreek April 29, 2011

Automatically systematic

A phrase meaning "yes." Coined by Willie James Huff, better known as Funky Chicken and Alah Rackbar.

Waco: "Willie, you kinda spit when you talk, man."

Willie: "That's that's that's the Holy Spirit. I don't spit it."

Waco: "So, that's the Holy Spirit spitting on you?"

Willie: "Automatically systematic."

by MofistolRobinson March 25, 2009

The Peametric System

The system of comparing penis sizes through standing front to front with erect penises, edging towards eachother until one mans penis touches the body of the other man

This man is crowned victor

Me and my buddy, rob, used the peametric system to finally resolve the conflict of whose penis is larger

by xxcocksuckerelite69xx March 1, 2014

The Education System

An absolute failure of a system that fucks up millions of people's lives that's not only completely outdated and in need of a radical change, but also strips students of their individuality and expects them all to end up in some factory that doesn't even exist anymore.

The education system is basically prison, but we're forced to go through it.

by failüre November 2, 2018

system of a down

a politically correct band with some fucking unique talent

no example needed, just check out thier albums toxicity and steal this album

by BlankGirl December 26, 2004