Paul Sylvester

Someone who crashes vans for a living

You dont want to be like Paul Sylvester

by Kentfuchs May 11, 2018

Squirting Sylvester

When a woman squirts and queefs st the same time on your face

Man, I need a towel! I went down on her so hard she was squirting sylvester!

by Mystery_evilboy June 2, 2018

Leah Sylvester Gregorsydee

Leah sylvester gregorsydee is a name commonly used for someone who likes people named Noah

"Do you know who likes Noah?"
"Yeah of course! It's Leah Sylvester Gregorsydee!!

by That_One_Papaya_In_A_Tree July 31, 2019

A Sylvester

While giving oral sex, you start saying "where's the birdie" with a lisp, while finger fucking her ass until she squirts on your face. At which point you yell "I'm hit!" & run away humming the Looney Tunes theme song.

Friend 1: So how's things going with you & your lady?

Friend 2: Well, she's pretending to be mad at me because I gave her a Sylvester, again, but what type of person doesn't love getting a Sylvester?

by benjaminblanco April 4, 2022

sloppy sylvester

This happens when you're fucking a girl's ass with your fist, pull out and donkey punch her right in the face with the same hand you were fistfucking her ass with. The brown poopy streak you leave behind is the sloppy sylvester.

My wife pissed me off a couple weeks ago so I decided to give her the 'ol sloppy sylvester.

by good stufff February 24, 2009

Patrick Winslow Sylvester Moment

When flushed with little to extreme embarrassment, you throw your head down to a 90 degree angle

“What’s wrong with him?” Jevin asked. “Oh, it’s just a Patrick Winslow Sylvester Moment”

by bigbean13 December 6, 2022

ashtyn sylvester

she smells so fucking bad and never showers

“bruh she’s smells so bad”
“i know bruh she a ashtyn sylvester”

by ashtyn sylvester July 30, 2020