SWIZZLECAP

The SWIZZLECAP is a particular breed of male, usually but not necessarily a sports fan. The chief identifying mark is the baseball cap worn backwards or "swizzled" on the head at all times. The acute lack of fashion sense of the SWIZZLECAP leads to inappropriate head adornment at fine restaurants, funerals, weddings, bar mitzvahs and other formal occasions. Secondary SWIZZLECAP characteristics include a tendency toward pack animal behavior, generally questionable personal hygiene and a strong attraction to their vapid and bland female counterparts known as "SWIZZLESTICKS"

Let's avoid Chicago's Lakeview neighborhood tonight. There was a Cubs game and every bar will be full of SWIZZLECAPS.

by Dr. Clare Cunliffe July 20, 2008

J Swizznasty

When you ejaculate on titties (big or small)

I want to J Swizznasty this girl named Vange

by Your Moms favourite friend September 30, 2021

Swizz

An unfair deal; a rip-off.

"Car insurance is a swizz"

by Stephen86 February 24, 2007

swizzy

drunk

lets get swizzy

by swizzzy December 27, 2010

t swizzle

A queen, literally the music industry, she could literally post anything and I would die

oh my god t swizzle is my favorite artist!

by evermoreisliterallytherapy March 6, 2023

Swizz/ Shwizz Juice

The juice, it makes you're entire body swizz up when you drink it. Only sold at Quick Checks in New Jersey.

"Ok homes, in 15 minutes, we gonna go to Quick Check, kill everyone, break everything, and take all the swizz juice"

by Richard Lao December 15, 2004

Swizzle

V. To have a good time.
V. To give no fucks
V. To party it up or to get Cray. To let loose

"Lets get Swizzle"

"Dont drop that Swizzle"
"Do the Swizzle"
"I got so Swizzled last night"

by flashskate November 2, 2013