Swintering

To gain weight to survive the winter. A lot of american do this to look hotter for next summer. All the oil from their fatty skin is often lit on a candle, during Swintereen on the 31st of October.

Hey everybody, ready for swinterin'?

Sorry Bud, can't move I'm swintering?

by MonkeyGod October 27, 2014

slitherin

A snakelike creature of the species human, this slitherin assfyk is tryina kreep around ya girl. Notcho friend! Even if he insists you been bros since before hoes existed to ya.

Yo yo yo dawgg, this slitherin snake, Frank-O, is slitherin around ya girl.
Nawnaw, that's just his play dude. He really tryina be slither in all up in her brother, dawg. Straaaaight goods, yo!
Naw dawggy naw. I'm telling ya hundy bro.

by Racks Stacken Flippah bizzitch January 30, 2021

Withering Willow

A women who is infertile, or unable to have children, and is very depressed about it.

After that check-up, Jane has been a withering willow.

by CreepX1_ February 3, 2021

a smothering

Like a mattress party (euthanasia via a family mattress pile-on), only in the olde-English/Irish times.

Usually when food is scarce and a older relative is still hanging around, healthily consuming valuable resources.

"If grandma is still eating all those potatoes through spring, we'll have to get the relos in for a smothering, what-ho!"

by Real Deal Bill McNeil January 3, 2017

Smathering

When referring to or describing the amount of cheese one places on his bowl of chili or other chili like entrée.

"I placed just a smathering of cheese on my chili, so deal with it."

by ThePotentPiper October 13, 2014

Swithining

A person, normally male, desperatly trying to get out of the friend zone. They are tired of hearing "You're such a good friend" or the classic "Your more like a brother to me"

Guy 1 - "I can't get out of the friend zone!!"
Guy 2 - "Better get swithining!"
Guy 1 - "I've been trying for ages"
Guy 3 - "Unlucky mate"

by The Duvet Dudes July 13, 2009

shittering

a combination of shivering and jittering

the dog was shittering because it was nervous and cold at the same time

by sciencegirl October 14, 2009