swiss cheese

a person who is shot full of holes

that nigga got swiss cheesed up

by moosedogg March 11, 2004

Swiss Treadmill

This is the female version of the Dutch Rudder. A Swiss Treadmill is when one female assists another in masturbation by grabbing the partners arm and completing group masturbation.

I saw that video of your girlfriend and her mom Swiss Treadmilling on the internet!

by uic_gavmeister December 3, 2010

swiss dick

When a man's uncircumsized penis smells like swiss cheese!Also another name for a complete asshole!

"Crystal is a big swiss dick!"
"After Jane went down on Bob, she realized he had a swiss dick! Then proceeded to vomit!"

by Crystal Albin May 18, 2008

Swiss balls

1. Exercise balls
2. A Swiss mans testicles

1. Let’s work together on Swiss balls
2. In Switzerland, a man took his draws off so I saw Swiss balls for the first time ever!

by Kidswillbekids July 9, 2019

swiss cheesed up

State of being; to have multiple bodily bullet-wounds, and therefore having an abundance of holes in you, thus resembling a slice of swiss cheese, which contains several holes in it.

F*** with me, and you'll get swiss cheesed up

by sbocaj January 24, 2004

swiss

In reference to Switzerland's neutrality in the second World War.

Between Radiohead and Dinosaur Jr., I don't know who's better. I'm feelin' pretty Swiss right now.

by Kirk Nelson October 7, 2006

Swiss Handshake

The act of swiping your butt crack after you have farted or taken a shit and wiping it on someone's face.

Hey, Marty, I just gave that guy a Swiss Handshake.

by B.C. Jimmy August 7, 2010