Shittering

Using Twitter or 'tweeting' while you you on the shitter "toilet".

I do most of my shittering in the morning while I take my morning dump.

by ladyonspencer June 26, 2009

Sweltering Throbber

A very large venous, almost impossible to talk down erection Called Sweltering Throbber because it is hot to the touch and pulsing with pure masculinity, can only be cured by plowing Lady GaGa

"Oh man I have a such a sweltering throbber right now"
"well then talk it down"
"I can't the only way it will go down is if i plow Lady Gaga"

by Steele00001 October 21, 2009

skittering

an awful, terrible

"your a skittering gobshite"

by Barry o Driscoll January 21, 2004

swissering

Swissering is the act of being overly sorry for no reason. Since this behaviour is most common in Switzerland (also Canada) and thus performed by Swiss people this term was called "Swissering".

I am so sorry the tea I made didn't have the perfect temperature but was 2°C colder! - Oh stop swissering already!

by Skyy73 October 31, 2018

swiffering

Comes from the first time someone had sex on a quilt on top of a hardwood floor. It is the moment in which the person on bottom (usually female) begins to be scooted up across the floor. This can be used in more than one way; i.e. to swiffer, swiffered, to get swiffered.

Matthew: How was that swiffering last night?

John: Let's just say it was on wet vac.

by Maggie Cunningham September 1, 2006

shiftering

When driving an automobile with manual transmission, using big arms resembling those of a crab to maneuver the shifter handle into the proper position.

Such a big dog Willie is, shiftering those gears with those crab arms.

by Travis Morrison December 13, 2004

Swettering

normally associated with the larger person where the arse flaps hold mositure and become sweaty, i.e. a sweaty ring.

It's roasting in here and I'm swettering!

by incredible-i January 11, 2013