Sindow

A word used by very religious older folk meaning vagina. The word comes from putting sin and window together, suggesting that the female genitalia is a window for sin.

"Mary better not reveal her sindow"

by dabigcarlburger February 28, 2015

swindon roulette

It's russian roulette, but with six bullets in the chamber instead of just the one. Usually played as a last resort to get out of Swindon.

I'm so tired of Swindon that at this point I'd be willing to play Swindon roulette to leave as fast as possible.

by Tur1ng January 20, 2018

Swindon Academy

Means

Shit

Racist
Sexist
Pathetic

Petty
Annoying
Dickheads
Stooopid teachers

Any teacher of Swindon academy should jump off bridge

by Factinator69.9 October 2, 2018

swindon

chav central - buy cheap (and nasty) Burberry in the "Designer" outlet. Has the highest percentage of people without a passport in Britain, and the highest ratio of McDonalds meals eaten to inhabitants in Europe.

Also used as perjorative term, see below.

Highlights - the A40 to Oxford

Lowlights - Christ where do I start????

F*ck me, you're thick...are you from Swind*n???

by stokeU August 6, 2004

Swindon

A state of disrepair, not functioning properly.

My legs are in Swindon due to this landmine!

by Jon May 20, 2003

swindon

A little Industrial town near Bath, darlin'

'Ello you three, im from Swindon, a little industrial town near Bath, which doesn't even have a Cathedral. Fair dues!

by p February 13, 2004

swindon ski jump

Very very similar to a Lincoln log-flume, just add a ramp at the end of the flume, just above the vaginal region, making the turd fly through the air.

I can't believe we did a swindon ski jump last night and it landed on the cat. How funny!

by MilkmanFromMars May 5, 2009