3 definitions by MilkmanFromMars
This wonderful invention was thought of by the chinese, wonderful nation.First get yourself down to a firework shop, quietely ask for your rocket, he should take you in the back of the shop and introduce you to the range of rockets, you could have a smaller rocket with very soft runny shite in it, or a larger variety with a stinkin big 3-day-saver turd! Then on the night of the event light the badboy and get ready for a wonderful-shitty explosion. Takes alot of prepariton, and alot of cleaning up, but well worth the wait!
The lass has been cleaning our house all day so i've been to pub. Had a reyt california face rocket last night, SHIT EVERYWHERE!!
by MilkmanFromMars May 4, 2009
Very very similar to a Lincoln log-flume, just add a ramp at the end of the flume, just above the vaginal region, making the turd fly through the air.
by MilkmanFromMars May 4, 2009
A very exciting technique to liven up any relationship, If things are looking down, suggest this to your partner. The lincoln log flume takes days to prepare, beginning with sorting out your diet to decide how stirdy the log is, which is key! Firstly the male starts the manouver by placing his buttocks above a females chest and squeezing out a nice big turd. When the excretion is complete the lady raises her posture so that the crap is sitting nicely above the chesticles. Then the male will stand above the head and begin to urinate on the womans chest, making the poop down the ladies body, replicating the image of a log flume. If the womans tits arent big enough, get a jacobs cracker and place it below the turd to stop it sliding down prematurely, The crap cracker can be eaten after if your a little bit sick.
The wife asked me to spice up our bedroom antics, i suggested a lincoln log-flume and then the bitch divorced me when she found out what it was!
by MilkmanFromMars May 4, 2009