Jock Swill

Jock Swill has no real meaning, it is in all of us and can't be summarised. Only those who Swill will Jock.

I'm absolutely Jock Swilled

by C4esar September 8, 2017

swill-on

The verb to be a swilly.

Fuck me, he's got a right swill-on.

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

swillionaire

Someone who has developed a lifestyle well beyond their legitimate means, accumulating a wealth of "funny money" to include but not limited to: food stamps, welfare, section 8 living, disability despite not being disabled, unemployment, and government medical coverage. Usually knows the ins and outs of soup kitchens, church donations, and other charities. Most likely the product and cause of a white trash upbringing. They've squandered all their free money in the pursuit of drugs and have begged and borrowed from anyone willing to lend a hand, particularly family members, including their sons and daughters (ranging in age from 11 to 21) ex-husbands/wives, parents, siblings and have most likely been "cut off" by those with the common sense to realize what scum these people are. Credit cards are maxed out and multiple bankruptcies have been filed but Credit Card companies still see fit to grant credit. Unpaid bills pile up over months until they are forced to switch companies and take out phone, cable, and internet in someone else's name. Considered by many to be financial black holes, this breed of pondscum is a cankerous sore on society's underbelly.

"Don't worry, our trashy neighbors won't be here long, they're swillionaires!"
See also: bottomfeeder, lowrent, swill, scum, trash, white-trash, loser, beggar, vagabond, train wreck, druggie, etc.

by Beautiful Ken July 18, 2009

swill

(verb) in greenwich "to swill" is to drink and/or get drunk. this term is mostly used in the public high school...therefore, when you use the term everybody knows where you're from.

dude we're getting swilled tonight!

are you guys going to swill at the party?

by gineen December 28, 2005

SWillie

an english banger, the official dish of a royal goat-molester.

"Can I put my swillie in your bun? Relish anyone?"

by Someone who likes Swillies February 14, 2005

swill

adj. Anything bad, sub-standard or worthless.

Spike is swill. Crusher is not.

by Reverse April 10, 2005

swilf

"Swilf" is an acronym based on the popular "milf" or "mother I'd like to f*&%." "Swilf: means "social worker I'd like to f*&%." Let's face it, there are many attractive women in this field, and what makes them more attractive is their open willingness to help others. If that's not hot, what is?

I went to therapy and the counselor was such a swilf!"

by hurricane chickey August 9, 2009