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greasing the skids

To consume some type of food or medication in order to unclog a constipated keester such as coffee, prune juice or a greasey steak sandwich.
That correctol I slipped into grandpa's prune juice was just what the docta ordered for greasing the skids! Now he has skid marks that could make all the residents of Shartlesville envioius.
by Tenacious Faulker March 28, 2009
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swishtastic

A word invented by actor Neil Patrick Harris during his appearance on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson in 2008.

adj.- (of a person or action) being particularly effeminate and flamboyant in a manner which might be likened to that of a swish or stereotypical gay man.
Neil Patrick Harris: You are just swishtastic tonight! You have been snapping and jumping around.
Craig Ferguson: I am swishtastic every night.
by TheGarishGopher July 24, 2009
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Swiss Rollin

Swiss rollin is when you stick a swiss roll or any other cylindrical shaped food into a girls vagina and eat it out
Last night me and all the boys went home to our bitches and we were swiss rollin all night
by Swiss Miss666 November 10, 2010
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skidsophrenia

A hacking disorder in which a hacker hacks too "hard" leading into a breakdown in which his thoughts, emotions, and behavior go on a hacking frenzy.
"hey dudeeee... that guy I think has skidsophrenia.. such a skiddddd"
by MCLegend May 13, 2014
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Obama Swiss

It's like a better version of Obbasdwiss, but it's Obama. It's a describes how swiss Obama is.
by Danielmigod March 12, 2021
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Swiss army knife

"This Swiss army knife is a multi-tool. It does everything nature requires!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
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Swiss colony beef log

Stockings are hung on the chimney,
And the presents are under the tree,
And mama's in the kitchen
Making some herbal tea.

Windows are covered with frost
And the candles are all alight,
But as I wander through this quiet house,
Something just doesn't seem right.

You see, every year, the neighbors bring us
A Swiss Colony Beef Log.
But the neighbors aren't around (around, around)
There's no Beef Log to be found this year.

(No Beef Log)

Christmas isn't Christmas
Without a Swiss Colony Beef Log.
Without those cheeses and meats
I don't think I can get along.

Mother tries to comfort me;
She says "Here, Son, have some eggnog."
I fucking hate eggnog, seriously.

But what do I see
Underneath the tree?
Grandma got a Swiss Colony Beef Log just for me!
Ah, ah, ah, Baby!!

Swiss Colony Beef Log, baby!
That's what Christmas is all about!
My prayer has finally come in a Beef Log baby!
Makes a little boy scream and shout!

Deck the halls with boughs of Swiss Colony!
Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la!

Sweet!
by symple jack April 1, 2009
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