seahawks

The real champions of super bowl XL(40)

The Seahawks whooped the steeler's asses, but the refs ruined the game

by ftblplya1 April 16, 2006

swear jar

A coin bank that one puts a coin into whenever he says something profane.

Oh, damn it! I have to put some more money in the swear jar.

by davarinofuntucson August 21, 2015

swahili death hammer

Giant size penis that causes massive destruction to the swahili death hammer sleave

His swahili death hammer made her cry after just the tip was in.

by the delereus November 15, 2013

Rotten Swahili

A Rotten Swahili is when you go down on a nersy chick and based on the smell an/or foreign pubic hair in her vaginal region you can extrapolate that she is in fact a mudshark.

You totally deserve the rotten swahili that my mom gave you the other night bro.

by Ranchgirls February 5, 2021

Cloney Swear

The most powerful swear known to man that can only be done between two clones

"Cloney Swear you will never tell anyone this?"
"I Cloney Swear I won't"

by Olau Alexa Clone April 14, 2022

Swear

Commonly used when agreeing or when pleased with something

Person 1: you are dumbugly
Person2:no I’m not
Person3:swear you are

by YUN Thomas March 13, 2018

I swear to fuck

A saying that many people use when they are about to beat the living shit out of a annoying friend or some 8-year old cringy kid.

Me: I swear to fuck I am going to beat the shit out of you kid
Kid: I bet you won’t!
Me: *start beating shit out of kid*

by BobpieChompers June 26, 2018