swatchhoggled

Means completely and utterly surprised by something so settle.

John totally swatchhoggled me this evening. He finally beat the boss!

by Monke bars November 3, 2021

Sack Swatch

When someone puts their hand on a males penis or scrotum and takes a sniff before committing to a future engagement.

Leah demanded a sack swatch from Rick before agreeing to felate his succulent balls.

by KNC FRIED CHICKEN December 25, 2018

clam swack

Female version of a teabag

Sheila clam swacked Paul when he was trying to do a bench press.

by Gahs45 July 30, 2019

Swatch

A word that is substituted in place of another word (name, person, verb, noun, etc.) that is meant to hold underlying connotations.

I swatched your mom last night.

Look at that swatch, what a dirty swatch.

I just took a swatch today, what did you do, Swatch?

by Swatchbuckler. October 20, 2011

swack

the act of jacking someones swag, aka swagger jacking

stop swacking me bro

by Vinny del Negro September 28, 2011

swatch berse

Usually used to describe a fat lard, buff men and midgets.

Swatch berse originates from a drunk fellow who sent a picture of a fat man trapped inside a train and he then proceeded to say '' Any nugas sanna waspa end times swatch berse '' but what he really wanted to say was '' Any niggas want to spend time and watch berserk ''

'' *sends picture of fat retard*
Certified Swatch Berse. ''

'' I saw a berse today, although I forgot to take a picture ''

by Zousin April 18, 2019

Duberry Swatchits

The almost lumpy section around the female nipple.

She had amazing tits, but her Duberry Swatchits needed a bit of work.

by Jamie Young September 14, 2006