swaddlee

A device used to safeguard a child.

Her parents installed a swaddlee to keep an eye on her.

by kyliie October 4, 2013

Swarblegronk

To call in and complain about a minor annoyance not involving cops.

–I'm going to swarblegronk the neighbors if they don't mow their stupid lawn!

–My buddy is swarblegronking the TV station for having too many ads on the screen during the game

by Uncle Deano March 28, 2015

Swaddled

To be constantly getting sex, and the attention of women.

Tim: "Holy shit, look at Chad, he is always having sex, the ladies love and adore him."
Stan: "Fuck yeah dude, he's swaddled."

by OohSenpai May 9, 2018

Swaddlemouth

An insult. A term to call prepubescent minors (or immature adults) when they think they’re being slick/sneaky with their words when they’re not.

“Shut your swaddlemouth, you baby!”

“I got in trouble for acting swaddlemouthed with my mom…”

by Maverick ㍃ March 2, 2022

body swaddle

Wrapping someone fully grown as if they were a baby, but doing it with one's body instead of a blanket OR in addition to a blanket.

She was feeling really antsy so he body swaddled her and she calmed down immediately.

by Carm050449 April 25, 2015

Swaddler

A person who likes swallowing balls

You are such a swaddler

by oranges are bannanas too March 16, 2011

Swaddley Ho

Obese semi-human creature that lived on Ridgeway Rd. in East Tennessee. The Swaddley Ho is a pathological liar who attempts to make himself look cool but only succeeds in making itself look like a complete and total idiot. The Swaddley Ho is known to eat anything that crosses its path, including but not limited to small children and helpless elderly.Last know whereabouts of the Swaddley Ho was next door to the infamous Cap'n Sipher. Can be identified by the bragging of his little league batting average of over 1.000. The Swaddley Ho suffered numerous attacks by the "midnight bombings" of a group of vigilantie young kids who killed grass in his yard spelling "FAT" and filling his air conditioner with human urine.

Oh no, here comes the Swaddley Ho feeding on beef tripe and homosexual black penises.

by Arlo Wizzelteetz President of the Piss Creek Militia, by god December 27, 2004