sanity

somthing you lose when you play a game called flappy bird

i lost my sanity after i played flappy bird.

by aaaeg111 March 9, 2014

sanitation engineer

a garbage man

Daddy when I grow up to be a man I want to be a sanitation engineer so I can pick up garbage.

by hibbidiji March 22, 2004

sanitease

A person who only washes their hands in a public bathroom when other people are present with them.

A study shows that 80% of Americans do not wash their hands when they are alone in a public bathroom. They are known as saniteases.

by ChuckD April 23, 2006

sanitary towel

A sanitary towel (aka. a sanitary napkin, a feminine napkin, a menstrual pad)) is an absorbent item worn by women in their underwear when menstruating, bleeding after giving birth, recovering from gynecologic surgery, experiencing a miscarriage or abortion, or in any other situation where it is necessary to absorb a flow of blood from the vagina.

Sanitary towel is a common term to hear in the UK.

Hey, that swimming pool float looks like a giant sanitary towel!

by Telephony2 April 20, 2023

Swantaneous

when someone does something spontaneous that has a hilarious out come. It normally occurs on a whim, drinking may be a contributing factor.

(after a few drinks) "I am feeling swantaneous tonight, lets take winston for a drive."

by Nay Nai March 14, 2011

hand sanitizer

Soap that kills 99%-99.99% (depending on how bold the marketers are) of germs without using water. You'll usually find hand sanitizer in classrooms, offices, and stores.

I didn't use Purell's hand sanitizer since it only killed 99.9% of germs. It seems much safer to use CVS' generic hand sanitizer since it kills 99.99% of germs.

by The Lamp of Enlightenment November 25, 2009

sanitational engineer

A janitor, or another job relating to cleaning, such as a garbage man.

I work at the school as a sanitational engineer.

by Jasper Cameron September 16, 2005