Exit Sampling

The practice of handing a freebie to a consumer or patron as they leave a shopping or entertainment facility.

Exit Sampling reaches an all time high as product companies vie for brand loyalty.

by The Duchess of Demos March 13, 2009

Redneck Sampling

Opening such things as air freshners, lotions, nail polishes, or concealers, while in the store, to see if they smell good or the colors look good on you.

Well, I wasn't sure if the color was a good one for me, so I opened the bottle and painted a nail. I was redneck sampling it.

by Ms. ShawShaw March 1, 2011

Self-Sampling

Verb- When a person proceeds to taste or eat they’re own fluids but usually in a sexual manner.

Mark blew a load onto Dina and her face and licked it off doing a little Self-Sampling

by Murphy M. MacMurphy November 28, 2019

Swabbing the poop deck

The act of gay pirates rimming each other.

"Yarr, ye be swabbing the poop deck, or I be sendin' ye to Davy Jones' locker!"

by Murfatron/Phil/Kyle/Paul. June 11, 2006

swartling

to do nothing or the act of doing nothing. Complete opposite of doing something.

Hey buddy what are you up to?! Swartling...

by nopotopisin June 5, 2009

Swaggling

A young person who looks like they have swag, or openly admit they possess the lame ass power of "Swag". Commonly seen with snapbacks, wifebeater shirts and name brand sneakers. They often end up with STD's, children, prison sentences and all have a guaranteed job at McDonald's due to their lack of intelligence .

"We went to the McDonald's drive-through yesterday and some swaggling took our order, but first he took a selfie with his spatula"

by Fernie July 8, 2014

Swamping

Anal after 5 chipotle meals and the shit starts seeping.

I was swamping with my girl after five chipotle dinners when the shit started to curdle

by Master of chundy August 28, 2019