The female equivalent to cock blocker; a man or woman who prevents a woman from getting laid. This term was created by Dane Cook, revealed in his May 2009 show Isolated Incident.
Oh my God, Becky, I was talking to this guy at work and Melinda comes up and asks me how my AIDS is! What a twat swatter!
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(noun) The female version of a cock blocker (meaning a man who prevents another man from scoring with a chick). Twot Swatting is when a woman prevents another woman from scoring with a guy. Coined by Dane Cook in his most recent performance, "Isolated Incident."
Also can be used in verb form "twot swatted, swatting, etc"
Also can be used in verb form "twot swatted, swatting, etc"
(Jenny is flirting with a guy) April walks up and says: Hey Jenny, how's your AIDS?
(The guy Jenny is flirting with gives her a weird look and walks away)
Random guy: Damn, she's a twot swatter!
(The guy Jenny is flirting with gives her a weird look and walks away)
Random guy: Damn, she's a twot swatter!
by concavernous May 20, 2009
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sometimes.
rowans moods can swing from distant genius, to hyper spaz, and sometimes, a spazzy genius and sometimes spazzzzzy spaz spesh
rowans hate being labeled, and will let you know that by viciously tearing you apart either verbally, or physically.
rowans are generally, cat-like, obsessing over strange/shiny/pretty things and love attention, but do not like to brag/ show off to get it.
love them or hate them, rowans force you to think sexual about them, and no matter what you tell them, they will continue to do what they want, be who they want, and jiggle your mind and balls along the the way
don't get cocky with a rowan, they have some of the most evil comebacks, it makes you feel sorry for them and hate them at the same time
sometimes.
rowans moods can swing from distant genius, to hyper spaz, and sometimes, a spazzy genius and sometimes spazzzzzy spaz spesh
rowans hate being labeled, and will let you know that by viciously tearing you apart either verbally, or physically.
rowans are generally, cat-like, obsessing over strange/shiny/pretty things and love attention, but do not like to brag/ show off to get it.
love them or hate them, rowans force you to think sexual about them, and no matter what you tell them, they will continue to do what they want, be who they want, and jiggle your mind and balls along the the way
don't get cocky with a rowan, they have some of the most evil comebacks, it makes you feel sorry for them and hate them at the same time
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