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sword swallower

One who can deep throat miles and miles of cock.
That bitch is quite the little sword swallower.
by F. June 23, 2003
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It is self explanatory, A person who is a waste of life, the value of sperm is indeed wasted daily by hundreds of millions maybe even billions of people a day. It was better off that person in question with unmoral characteristics was not born at all, but rather swallowed by his/her mother.
Person #1- " You know what? All guys are all assholes!"
Person #2- " Not all guys are assholes, maybe some even most but for you to say "all" makes you ignorant. You know what, your mother should have swallowed you. Your mother even admits now that the pull out method and a shot in the eye is better than your attitude and bitterness towards every one.
by The show a.k.a Gio March 4, 2008
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swallow-out!

Two innocent, but very descriptive words that, when suddenly uttered by a child, strike fear in the heart of any adult within earshot--Get ready for projectile vomiting.
So the wild-eyed kid looks up at me. He appears a bit distressed, then says, 'swallow-out!'
Before I could translate that shit, I got me a lap full of stank kid-vomit.
I'm gonna use THAT ONE next time I get pulled over by the cops...
by YAWA September 14, 2018
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Swallow my snot

Term used in reference to swallowing male ejaculate.
Dude 1: "So... how did it go last night?"
Dude 2: "It was amazing man, she's a freak! She was down to swallow my snot!"
Dude 1: "Dude that's fucking nasty! You got a cold? Use some Kleenex you fuck!"
Dude 2: "Nah man! My cock snot!
Dude 1: "Ahh... word"
by Da Vin Chee February 5, 2010
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swallow my kids

What one says to the person performing fellation on you if you demand that she (or he) swallow your semen- potential children.
by Gumba Gumba April 9, 2006
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seagull swallow

when a girl swallows a guy's load without closing her mouth.

Swallowing cum with her mouth open.
I watched as my gf did a seagull swallow in front of me! It was erotic.
by Don-x October 16, 2008
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swallow my babies

After ejaculation, the woman decides to gulp it down, unlike my stupid exgirlfriend.
I told that bitch to swallow my babies.
by Daytona Blue February 14, 2005
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