A Sussex

Doing ‘A Sussex’ is being caught complaining about something that you have absolutely no right to complain about, especially continuing to complain at the most inappropriate moments. Like complaining that your luxury elite life is hard whilst on the outskirts of an impoverished African Village.

“It’s not enough to survive, you have to thrive” And ‘Not many people have asked if I’m ok’ Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle whilst on tour of African village.

Friend A: I’ve just told Megs I’ve been diagnosed with cancer and my hairs falling out. She said she could relate because she had this really stubborn corn on her foot and it prevented her from wearing her new shoes.

Friend B: Seriously, WTF, comparing your diagnosis with her f**king corn, what a Sussex.

by GigiPretty August 31, 2020

Sussex Royal

Verb: to Sussex Royal. To brand cheap shite and tat and sell it off for monetary gain to ones elderly grandmother's disgust and upset.

Meghan Markle ordered 2000 dodgy t-shirts from AliExpress for a fiver, has Sussex Royaled them and now is selling them for £350 each on her friend Misha MooCow's site.

by Linda La Hughes January 13, 2020

Sussex

To have sex with someone who is sus

You lokin real sussy over her wanna have sussex

by Gamer gamer April 26, 2021

Suissed Up

The act of becoming completely intoxicated beyond human control, helplessly inebriated. Its one step beyond plastered, sauced, bombed, wasted, etc.

Lets start drinking early so we can get suissed up before getting to the bar.

by T - bone September 26, 2006

Sussex handshake

To hold a man's penis whilst he uses a urinal and/or shaking it so avoid dripping. Commonly associated with the greater Brighton and Hove area.

I need to text my mate do you mind giving me a Sussex handshake?

by Brightonbaby May 6, 2019

Susser

someone who is suspicious, even more sus then someone who is just sus

Wow that guy Jacksoj is a susser

by susser123 November 17, 2018

stussed

highest form of drunkenness before experiencing alcohol poisoning

buzzed, tipsy, drunk, hammered, STUSSED

by 2town April 7, 2008