suspenders

An excuse that nerds have been using for years to explain why they are unable to obtain pleasureful blowjobs.

Nerd: "Dude, I totally would have gotten a blowjob, but it would have been too much trouble to remove my suspenders in order to drop my khakis to my penny loafers, exposing my penis and testicles."
Other: "Why did'nt you just pull it out of your fly?"
Nerd: "Suspenders, chess, Dungeons and Dragons, Harry Potter, pocket protector, compuuuuter........." (hangs himself)

by William Stephens May 3, 2006

Suspended Congress

Having Sex on balcony railing while male is seated on railing and female on top. Height has added effect to sextual act.

i had suspended congress with a hottie ten floors up

by sloth0629 November 21, 2010

Suspense

When a white girl decides to dodge every attempt a black man makes at giving them a label.

Phil: So what are we?
Gwyn: We're people phil. Now listen to this new Gambino track please.
Phil: Fuck this suspense man.

by Joeytrap July 3, 2018

Suspended

Something that happens right after you give the autistic kid the one chip challenge.

I got suspended after the autistic kid died because I gave him the toe of satan…

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 12, 2023

belt-and-suspenders man

In-the-closet male transvestite. Wears trousers held up with a belt. Underneath wears stockings and suspenders.

If only he knew that he should have used BRACES to provide additional trouser (not pants) security.

Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words blah blah blah

by fubarderby February 11, 2005

Suspended in Animation

1. An ass that would not move if you slapped it because it is that thick
2. Kim Kardashian's ass is suspended in animation

Damn! That girl's ass is Suspended in animation

by hoosierricanbabi March 14, 2012

suspencer

sus

suspencer sus

by Dahmersucks October 27, 2022