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Trail of Shmears

A extensive tale tail trail of sticky residue left by someone's fingers after they have either prepared or eaten food/drink. Shmears are plentiful. and Persons responsible can easily be identified because of multiple fingerprints left in the goo.
Brian has been snacking again, I recognize his fingerprint in the trail of Shmears all over the refrigerator.
by Roosrandicand September 13, 2016
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smear campaign

A dirty political campaign run against your opponent, using exaggerations, lies, and/or quotes taken out of context, in an attempt to scare or disgust the public against that candidate.

See also: the 2012 Obama re-election campaign against Mitt Romney
The 2012 presidential election used a smear campaign against Romney, implying that he didn't pay taxes, had a war on women, went around with his dog tied to the car, was a high school bully, hated 47% of the country, and was nothing but a rich greedy douche. The Obama administration, Mother Jones and some members of the media used dirty tactics. Too bad, the economy probably would be much better if he were president, but we'll never know now.
by ChickadeeDoo January 29, 2014
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Smeagologist

A word with no particular meaning, but which might be applied to a person who has some beliefs which harmonize with mainstream Christianity, some which don't, and a whole lot more they are just not sure of.
As Smeagologist is not a word you will find in the dictionary, the meaning will probably emerge at some point, in a distorted form on the Internet's Urban Dictionary. However, I chose it because it doesn't have a particular meaning, and would be equal to me saying, "I have some beliefs which I think may harmonize with those of mainstream Christianity, some I think which don't, and a whole lot more that I'm just not sure about."

29 November 2012 by headheart at Theology Web Campus
by headheart December 4, 2012
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Shmeat Up

Something you say when inviting someone to meet up to suck your meat.
Hey girl you wanna shmeat up at your grandma's house?
by shmeaty bastards April 5, 2015
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smeaglet

"look that kid named Daniel has a smeaglet!"
by shlongboy20 November 12, 2015
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smeared

when a piece of shit smiles at you, as if shit were smeared across the floor in the shape of a smile
Person 1: Dude, i'm so sorry you didn't win
Person 2: That's not even the worst part, he smeared at me while they put the medal around his neck
by EsuccEchucc January 20, 2017
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papal smear

The test the Cardinal must take before being elected Pope
Pending the results of the papal smear, Cardinal Smith will become the new Pope Elect
by cronyvalgrove February 20, 2013
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