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shurfing

A combination of the words shit and surfing. Browsing the internet and dropping a load at the same time. (wireless internet recommended)
"After a big meal I like to like to relax and do some shurfing on ebay."
by brian ware September 22, 2007
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Schurink

An extraordinary tiny penis arising as a result of "fallus parvus," an STD infection that originated in Cambodia. The disease can be carried by women but the symptoms only affect men.
"Hey, how was last night?
- Omg, he had a schurink!"
by Revenge! April 14, 2009
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Shurig queef

The act of queefing in a jar and selling it.
John: Dude i bought a shurig queef!
Devon: dude thats great!
by Devon G January 8, 2017
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Shurima

WHERE ALL PATHS CONVERGE. HOME OF THE GLORIOUS EMPEROR, AZIR. BURIED IN RUINS BY THE BETRAYAL OF XERATH. DESTINED TO RISE AGAIN.
"The sun never sets in Shurima"
by yourcousinkeith May 14, 2019
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Shuri

An amazing girl who will be your best friend and always wants to have fun. She can have a chill side but is always up for adventure. An awesome person and someone to hold onto to.
Shuri is a fun person.
by Best classical Brodett February 12, 2020
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shurg

sexual intercourse by inserting a male’s testicles, and sometimes penis as well. may be vaginal intercourse by inserting testicles into a female’s vagina, or anal intercourse by inserting testicles in a male’s or female’s anus.
he had heard about my skills from some friends. he leaned close to me and asked, “will you shurg me, please?

his tight hole? i wasn't sure if i could. yet the thing is, when i shurg someone, a couple of factors can actually allow it to happen. its not just about the tightness of their hole. the height of the person, the angle of their hole, and how flexible they are with their legs all influence how it goes. most importantly, their degree of relaxation is key - can they open up and take me, or are they fighting me, unyielding?

i was shurgging her as a crowd of naked people gathered to watch.
by marcus of the fuck house December 30, 2005
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shurl

to shit and vomit at the same time
I had the flu so bad, i shurled all over the toilet and floor.
by cmlyiknetl March 10, 2004
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