sucktard

A person who is mentally retarded from sucking so much penis, frequently suffering from brain-freeze-of-cum, kinda like the brain-freeze you get with eating ice cream, but instead the brain-freeze is gotten from sucking dick.

That dyke beza sucktard, fo shizzle. Lets rizzle ma wizzle, nizzle, or I'll kizzle you, wizzle.

by bastardized bottomburp May 25, 2003

Sucktastic

Something that fantastically sucks.

I think my ipod was just stolen. That's so sucktastic.

by Moosetracks28 February 3, 2009

fuckstarted

The act of banging a girl so hard it jump starts her period.

"Bro, I hit it so hard last night I fuckstarted her period."

by Kitcat94 May 15, 2018

sucktard

Someone who is bad at giving a blowjob, and is also retarded.

Dude, I had NO fun last night, she was a total sucktard!

by Jamiegirl777 January 11, 2009

Suckster

An interesting alternative for referring to a blowjob.

"Dude, did you bang that pig?"

"nah, I just got suckster"

by Suckster March 13, 2009

Sunstarter

1) wordTears for Fears/word fan.
2) MSI fan.
3) A liar.

Sunstarter!

by Matt March 23, 2003

sucktastic

Having only one thing to do at work on Friday, and that one thing being rescheduled for 7pm.

Are you kidding me? They want to move the meeting from 11am to 7pm on a Friday? And that's the ONLY thing we're going to do all day? That's sucktastic.

by weekend-lover August 19, 2011