The pleasure you derive when your previously child-less friends have kids and learn what "having no time" really means.
Don't worry, honey, in a few years they'll have their first and we'll be relishing in the schildrenfreude.
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Get the SOCHILI mug.suchira is a gay fuckin faggot who be sucking deez ballz 24/7 365. he is 4,5 so perfect sucking height its like he was built for this. he weighs 73kg and rolls around like he is a testicle man. he and a man named jalen cosgrove are butt budies who enjoy. anal is also one of his favourite hobbies. no one actually likes suchira and he is BOOTY SNIFFER. he a fake ass bald ass nigga
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Get the suchira mug.Verb. To schilpp is to nab sloppy seconds with a girl you weren't man enough to bring home yourself while claiming your superior sexual knowledge.
Doubledown: Oh man, I could really go for a schilpp tonight, can you bring a girl home with you?
George: Why?
Doubledown: So that I get sloppy seconds.
George: .....
Doubledown: I know how to make her squirt.
George: Why?
Doubledown: So that I get sloppy seconds.
George: .....
Doubledown: I know how to make her squirt.
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Get the suchin mug.Suchi, One of my closest and dearest friends whom I can count on for anything. Loving caring, smart, and good with computers (which is surprising for a girl), oh and she loves reading and listening to ebooks. Shes an awesome person to be around with and I couldn't imagine not having her close by cos shes too special:P
we love ya lots suchi:).
we love ya lots suchi:).
Suchi, coolest person ever
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