Roman Succession Party

A party thrown which starts on the 31st of July at any time and continues into the 1st of August representing the succession of the leaders of Rome i.e. Gaius Julius Caesar (represented by July) to Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus (represented by August). This party is most formally thrown toga style with laurels strongly encouraged. Wine is common to be found at these parties along with Sambuca Romana and other Italian drinks. At 12 AM on the 1st of August someone (usually the host) has to pretend to get stabbed and after the stabbing someone splashes red wine on the person stabbed to represent blood. The party continues from there as any normal party would.

Bob: "Yo I'm throwing a Roman Succession Party. Do you want to come?"
Billy: "Only if I get to pretend stab you and splash wine on you."
Bob: "Yeah that's fine, show up around 6, and bring some cheap red wine."

by Dan J. P. Jr. or Dan the Man July 24, 2009

succotash ass

When your asshole feels like it’s on fire from all the bean and vegetable farts forcefully emanating from it.

OMG, I’m suffering with a severe case of succotash ass!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019

succor

Aid; help; assistance; especially, assistance that relieves and delivers from difficulty, want, or distress.

Ever since I was five, I have inserted myself into every movie I've seen and gratefully, humbly found succor there.

by Sanjeev Sharma April 29, 2003

Success

You can't spell success without the succ.

And frankly, I don't see you getting either.

You don't know the real definition of success until you have received the succ.

by Herpes 2.0 June 18, 2018

sucrose overdose

To experience a sugar high.

You're on a sucrose overdose if you start to ramble incoherently, merge separate and disjointed words or phrases together and make occasional twitching motions.

Children are most often subject to this condition, occuring around birthday parties, halloween and whenever adults happen to leave the pantry open for extended periods of time.

"Don't let little Johnny eat too many of those cookies, or he'll be on a sucrose overdose all afternoon."

"Man, I sucrose overdosed on all those M&Ms last night!"

"I haven't eaten chocolate in a month because of this stupid diet. I believe it's high time for a sucrose overdose!"

by sucrose-overdose January 13, 2008

sucrosity

Sucrose content of a sugar solution. Since sucrose is also the regular table sugar, the word can simply mean sugar content of a drink, juice or syrup.

In order to run our experiment, we had to increase the sucrosity of our solution gradually, by about 5 grams of sucrose at a time.

by minagica April 28, 2011

Successful Poo

The act of going to the toilet and only having to wipe once, the pinnacle of restroom efficiency.

A term originally coined by Siddhārtha Gautama himself (Buddha)

Buddha - "A successful poo, requires but one section of toilet paper"

or

David Attenborough - "now look closely, as this man's faeces achieves the ultimate exits the rectum with minimal collateral damage"

by NOOTNOOOT July 3, 2011