bitches get stitches

A phrase used to describe the violence that will be used when some girl who thinks she's all that and a bag of chips steps out of line and starts in on someone else's business. Can also be used to describe the way one will react when aforementioned skankbag steps out of line. See bitches gonna get stitches

Girl 1: Yo, you hear about what Shawna did this weekend?
Girl 2: No, what?
Girl 1: Shawna got drunk, went over to her boyfriend's house, slept with him, then dumped him and went over to Carla's boyfriend's house, told him Carla was cheating on him with her boyfriend, and then slept with him.
Girl 2: Ohhh, she knows Carla lives by bitches get stitches, don't she?

by alice_october November 16, 2009

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stitch that

Exclamation by a Jock Scotsman while he head butts someone.

Jock shouted "stitch that Jimmy!" as he nutted him.

by F A B Scott August 1, 2007

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Extra Stitch

After a woman has given birth it is common for the man to ask the doctor if he could, "give her an EXTRA STITCH down there".

A mythical stitch to make a womans vagina tighter after giving birth.

In homosexual relationships, an extra stitch for a loose asshole.

Honey, do you think our insurance will cover the, "extra stitch".

Hey, Doc, can you give her an, "extra stitch".

by charles balls February 28, 2011

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Stitch

(noun) A cute and cuddily alien fiend who is often seen carrying multiple firearms. He has a friend who has the same name as a Linux bootloader.

Wow...Stitch is SOO cool, he is the first thing Disney got right in a long ass time.

by Tehl337 April 25, 2004

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stetchel

The region connecting front and rear, in the assballstastic sense of the meaning. Must be minded at all times; this is of key importance.

Also referred to as taint, or even shump .

"Remember, mind the stetchel"

by Toondangler December 7, 2003

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Slytch

A person that is able to combine features of both a sly and a snitch. Can also be explained as a slying snitch or a snitch that slies. Can be used as a verb, adverb, adjective etc

Tsid is such a slytch!

by Ms.Mark November 22, 2014

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