Mask Stank

A condition of hopeless respiratory Pandemic unpreparedness has required many people, even healthcare workers, to continuously re-use otherwise disposable Personal Protective Equipment. Unfortunately, the INNER surface of protective face masks have a tendency to become heavily soiled by saliva, sputum, food particles, nasal secretions and other decomposing bio-active materials.

Oh, man. I've been wearin' this N95 for two weeks now and I just can't stand it!
Dude, you got the Mask Stank! Just turn it inside out...that's what you do with your underwear. Right?

by YAWA May 2, 2020

Wet Stank

Wet Stank is an up incoming rapper from the 815. He has yet to release his debut single, but the hype surrounding him is amazing. The cover art for his single has been revealed and the title of it is, "Wet Stank Wonder." Everyone is trying to peer pressure Wet Stank into releasing his single, but he has very big plans for his debut. By the time you are reading this the single may already be out and will definitely be on YouTube if it is. Wet Stank is definitely going to make a huge impact on the 815 rap scene.

Have you heard the new Wet Stank song?

Wait, what? He finally dropped the song? I have to listen to it right now.

by lilcj69 January 15, 2021

Stankfinger

The smell leftover on your suzy finger after using it to finger your girl.

Person A: I got stankfinger like a mother fucker!!!
Person B: Wash your hands then.
Person A: Hell no son.

by C. Griffin November 8, 2007

stank on my hang-low

To have sexual intercourse with a woman resulting in the penis smelling like a can of tuna.

Where's Stan?
He left with that chick to get some stank on his hang-low

by Grouch April 19, 2004

stank face

A human facial expression identified by a flaring of the nostrils and raising of the upper lip which is caused by '70s influenced funk bass playing.

Marcus Miller gets that stank face when he play!

by hannybobo December 28, 2010

stank hanky

n. a piece of cloth used to clean ones genitalia of residual intercourse fluids and/ or excrement

Whilst in Geomotry, Mrs Skelton sneezed... being of courteous nature and dubious upbringing, I offered her my stank hanky....to which she generously accepted (little did she know it was laden with multiple weeks worth of my girlfriends anal juices at differing stages of dryness)....teach her to give me a C

by cornfritter December 29, 2010

stank puss

A repulsive scent creeping from an unkempt vagina, usually causing a burning sensation in the eyes as one attempts to muff dive. Serious cases may cause skin irritation.

My lungs almost caved in when I got a whiff of that stank puss, it made me want to eat her ass.

Close your legs; your stank puss is coming out of your jeans.

by guardo December 16, 2003