Stoned

A mind state in which you believe to be a inventor, philosopher, genius, or possibly all. Caused when you have smoked to much weed.

A sure sign of being stoned is when you come up with ideas like an automatic basketball or you decide you can fly and Jesus was a robot.

Person 1: You know i was thinking that maybe if i inhaled enough helium i could fly. I also thought that if Jesus were a robot it would explain why he was so smart and could do all that kick ass shit.
Person 2:....
Person 1: I blew your mind didn't I
Person 3: Dude your talking to a pumpkin
Pumpkin: You are way to stoned

by Jitts November 13, 2009

Danny Stone

A small town cat slicker gettin' it on with Ashley Tisdale. What a fucking chump.

Ashley Tisdale is caught naked with Danny Stone. Need I say more?

by ashleytisdalefan April 19, 2013

Philosopher Stoned

When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.

X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.

by TripleWest September 3, 2012

stone lesbians

a lesbian who doesn't get fucked but does the fucking, usually the butch... stone lesbians usually don't like getting touched but gets pleasures from pleasuring her partner

"Justine is one of those stone lesbians, so if your a total receiver then you'll love her"

by PaLinTin February 4, 2009

kindey stone

1.(noun) an object that forms in your kindey as a result of high calcium intake. It can range from 2-8 mm in diameter and has to be ejected through the body by urinating . The process is extremely painful.

2.(adjective) used to describe something that is either really bad or really good.

3.(adjective) used to describe something utterly terrifying or scary

1."I just birthed a kindey stone and my dick hurts so bad."

2." This kool-aid is the kindey stone !"

"Man , that test was the kindey stone"

3."Dude you scared the kindey stone out of me"

by Locomon007 May 27, 2014

Queens of the Stone Age

To properly describe Queens of the Stone Age one should refer to eargasm.

Songs for the deaf is like an orgy for your ears.

by James Johnson September 19, 2005

infinity stone

The things that big purple space raisin hunts down and uses to kill half of everybody. Then gets killed by them after a super rich guy makes a glove that can use the little nuggets of rock to snap and kill space raisin.

If you are a space raisin, you will die to my infinity stone.

by AGuyWhoKnowsWordsYouDont April 29, 2019