Like humping—gay or straight—but sex with an especially thick penis or "log," with a girth well above the 5.5" average.
His log was as thick as her wrist and stuffed her hole tight when she was stumping him.
Him stumping me in the ass with that monster cock left me so sore I couldn't sit down for a week.
Him stumping me in the ass with that monster cock left me so sore I couldn't sit down for a week.
by TheCurmudgeon July 4, 2012
Get the stumpingmug. Is able to make herself look like the smiling man, likes to stalk literally everyone, Looks like she can kill you and can kill you, no seriously I once saw her kill a man with her thumb, is an actual genius, likes to be known as: Sassy Stump, Saucy Stump, Stretchy Stump, and Sexy Stump. Her fetish is vole.
by Sassy stump December 6, 2018
Get the Stumpmug. A person who is full of themselves. These people think the whole world revolves around them and dont care about the effects to their actions. These people are also known as yuppies. Stumps are more serious since they are related to a piece of a tree with no life left. Thus meaning these individuals are stupid as a stump.
by JDIMAGGIO March 1, 2011
Get the Stumpmug. The Black Knight in the film, Monty Python and The Holy Grail gets stumped after King Arthur defeats him in a fight
by Dusty Smith July 16, 2008
Get the Stumpedmug. by John Poo March 17, 2003
Get the stumpmug. chris: yo i told dat gurl last nite i aint want her,, and she qotta be stumped cuzz she styll didnt qet me.
by Resia March 1, 2009
Get the stumpedmug. the act of going out & buying a tree, letting it grow for a few years & then cutting it down to the stump just went when it gets large enough for personal use. then bring home a bangin' girl that will fit on the stump & fuck her all night
by cooooooooooolavery November 10, 2009
Get the stumpedmug.