Shrumpette

A dirty old woman that sniffs little boys bicycle seats.

did you see loren and steph being shrumpettes yesterday, haha yeah, wat a bunch of dirty shrumpettes

by + Steph =]. June 19, 2008

Trumpets

Trump + puppets = Trumpets

I.e. Trump Supporter.

Do Trumpets honestly expect that Mexico will pay for the wall?

by john the wanker January 26, 2017

Down with the trumpets

Down with the trumpets is a song by Rizzle Kicks however the name came from a new way of saying getting high. Commonly used in London however is making its way to other areas in UK

Oi lets get down with the trumpets tonight

by donkey344 January 1, 2012

Strumpedestalation

The act of playing an instrument that is either uncommon or unknown.

John's strumpedestalationalistic affinity for the Contrabass Saxophone was one many people found intriguing.

by Don Joe21 December 2, 2009

scrumpet

Cross between scrump and crumpet, i.e.- Sex Biscuit. Commonly used in the South by people who live on mountains and have a deep southern drawl, or widely used anywhere you can find both sex and biscuits.

"Man I shore do love your scrumpets Jeeiimmm, they are goo-ood! Howsabout cookin me up a fresh batch of them there scrumpets"

by JoJerrsika May 20, 2008

Ass Trumpets

Often used phrase by Dan Hardcastle on his youtube channel Officialnerdcubed when he messes up something, usually in an intense situation.

"Oh oh oh trumpets. Ass Trumpets. Spinning, reversing, turning." - Said by Dan in 'Nerd³ Challenges! Five Stars - GTA V' posted November 14, 2014, when he spins out after flipping over his stolen police car running from the police with a 5 star wanted level.

by JohannFarley November 14, 2014

Shrumpette

A dirty old woman that sniffs little boys bicycle seats.

person 1: did you see steph and loren being shrumpettes today at school?

person 2: yeah they hell thought that no one was looking and watching them

person 1: yeeh what a bunch of dirty little shrumpettes.

by Steph bertino. August 25, 2009