Hot strumpet

like a crumpet but hotter and more slutty

she's a real hot strumpet

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

strumpet trumpet

the man's own meat. the blue vein flute. the schlong. the wanger. the leg grabber.

please see page no. 509 for a full list.

by <*}}}}>< September 26, 2003

Strumpet Crumpet

Strumpet Crumpet A hottie and great in bed

That Strumpet Crumpet is hot and sexy

by VileGay September 21, 2023

Strumpet

Word meaning "Sket trumpet" in scotland

"Here mate, yer da's a fucking strumpets"

by Iknowthetruth666 August 13, 2016

Strumpet

An extremely large clitoris. One that looks like a small to medium penis.

Dude I picked up this chick last night and she dropped her pants and had a strumpet. Wasn't sure if it turned me on or gay.

by I swear I'm not gay November 10, 2021

Strumpet

A person who is vaccinated wanting an un-vaccinated person to spit in their mouth in order to show they are immune to Covid-19 so they can orgasm

“In order for Kelvin to prove he was vaccinated, he encouraged Daren to be his Strumpet so he could put his friend at ease, and also get his nut on *dab*”

by KellsBells814 March 12, 2021

sTRUMPet

A whore for Trump. Willing to bend over for him at any time.

listen to this no mask sTRUMPet ass idiot trying to defend anything the grand emperor says. Dude could literally cuck his wife and he'd be like, YEP, showed em!

by HawaiianJew September 22, 2020