Hot strumpet

like a crumpet but hotter and more slutty

she's a real hot strumpet

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

strumpet trumpet

the man's own meat. the blue vein flute. the schlong. the wanger. the leg grabber.

please see page no. 509 for a full list.

by <*}}}}>< September 26, 2003

sTRUMPet

A whore for Trump. Willing to bend over for him at any time.

listen to this no mask sTRUMPet ass idiot trying to defend anything the grand emperor says. Dude could literally cuck his wife and he'd be like, YEP, showed em!

by HawaiianJew September 22, 2020

Strumpet Crumpet

Strumpet Crumpet A hottie and great in bed

That Strumpet Crumpet is hot and sexy

by VileGay September 20, 2023

Strumpet

An extremely large clitoris. One that looks like a small to medium penis.

Dude I picked up this chick last night and she dropped her pants and had a strumpet. Wasn't sure if it turned me on or gay.

by I swear I'm not gay November 9, 2021

strumpet city

a dwelling place of four or more strumpets or sloots

A: where is the party tonight?

B: Strumpet City!

by geronimopy January 12, 2012

Strumpet

A woman with questionable promiscuity/a prostitute who identifies with/relates to/shares similarities with a crumpet (a round soft unsweetened bread resembling a muffin, cooked on a griddle or the like, and often toasted).

(Lucinda) : "Mary is an absolute strumpet cunt!"

by SB+DC February 16, 2024