Toaster Strudel

The most dank-ass pastry one can buy from a supermarket. Fried dough on the outside and delicious jam sauce in the inside. The better version of poptart.

What's that chronic pastry you got?
Its a toaster strudel brah

by isjfoidsj1290e October 4, 2013

Panty Strudel

That thin flaky crust in the panty gusset comprised of vaginal discharge.

I need a bath I got panty strudel.

The aromas of her panty strudel was intoxicating.

by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020

Cherry Strudel

The sexual act of a female gently squating flat-footed over the face of a man while he lies on his back. The female then rubs her vagina, 'taint' and anus across the man's mouth and nose. This can be done in repeated singular strokes or continuously while remaining in contact with the individuals face. Not to be confused with plain ol' face-sitting: this way the female controls various movements and intensity.

dude 1: "Last night my girl said she'd do anything I wanted."

dude 2: "So did you finally ask her to sit on your face?"

dude 1: "Naw man, even better. I asked her to give me a cherry strudel...and she did!"

by YogE Bear June 4, 2010

Toaster Strudel

To "Toaster Strudel" is to ejaculate on your partners chest or back in a wavy pattern which mirrors a toaster strudel.

Hey Naomi, Do you want to make a toaster strudel?

by UrbanDictionaryDweller December 3, 2016

Toaster Strudel

The rich man's poptart.

Mom: Hey kids, I bought Toaster Strudel.
Kids: Yes!!!

by bangkoktocalgary September 11, 2009

Cum Strudel

The act of one ejaculating onto a toaster strudel.

Guy 1: "Have you ever made a cum strudel?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, I gave one to my girlfriend last night! She didn't even know!"

by TheOfficialFaj June 18, 2016

Fatal Strudel

A strutel that is given to one that has massive hemorrhoids, causing them to pop and bleed profusely, resulting in death.

Hey man, did you hear about Derrick? I heard Bill gave him a fatal strudel, and now he's dead.

by Dumas January 4, 2007