Drier than a lesbian in a male strip club

An unwanted situation:

When there isn’t a single dealer open in a 15 mile radius and you just smoked your last doob.

Or

A getaway line when you really don’t want to return someone’s advances.

In case of doobie drought:

Samantha: “I want to cry.”
Tenzin: “Why, whats wrong?”
Samantha: “Just finished my last nug, it’s going to be a long week. This town is drier than a lesbian in a male strip club.”

In case of Nice Guys and Pick me Girls:

Hanna, to friends: “Tonight’s been so fun, it’s been great to see you guys”
Random Bobilly: “Hey beautiful, let me buy you a drink, I’ll make your night amazing.”

Hanna: “Aha, no..... The thought actually makes me drier than a lesbian in a male strip club. Bye.”

by MotherofMangos January 16, 2021

drip strip

Small patch of hair located below the bottom lip on males. Approximately one half inch wide; length can vary. Sometimes shaven so that it tapers toward the chin. Can be groomed into a strip or triangular shape. Perfect for catching vaginal secretions while perfoming oral sex on a female.

Facial hair of Howie Mandel.

Howie Mandel has a fierce drip strip.

by Lexi L and Carmen Q April 24, 2008

drag strip

A track built for the baddest ass thing in the world

The pressure from the noise at the dragstrip felt hot on my face

by emu March 5, 2003

drag strip

Slang: Brown strip of poo in underware.

As Benny bends over in the morning for his morning paper in front of his college roommates: "Gross! Benny has drag strips!"

by DB Gibb April 15, 2006

nom de strip

A name assumed for glamour photography / pornography / other sexual activity when an alias might be advisable; one's stripper name.

"She's principal fiscal advisor to the mayor nowadays, but I remember her fondly as Lola Wetness."

"Lola Wetness?"

"Her nom de strip."

by Tom Miles August 1, 2009

Dick-strip

In any painting , carpentry, or similar type of ajob, Dick-Strip refers to a long thin area or space or bit of lumber that is difficult to reach or work on.

Boss: Hey, man! Did you paint that little dick-strip on the back porch?
Worker 1: No worries! I got it.

by The REALNoj October 27, 2019

Drag Strip

Quite popular affair in San Francisco and New York in which a drag queen (male who dresses as a woman) takes off his clothes in the art of erotic dance, for money or other means of payment such as homosexual acts.

Otto was able to pay off his college expenses by drag stripping on the weekends.

Lance duped his friend's, who like fast cars and racing, into going to the drag strip last friday night.

by Hagggard March 18, 2009