a way to get rid of stress in an office. S.L.E.E.P. is a good way to explain to your boss when you are caught snoozing.
BOSS: What are you doing? Do you want to be fired?
under-paid over-worked employee: oh it's called a stress level elimination exercise plan. they taught me it at one of those business meetings you made me attend in your place.
under-paid over-worked employee: oh it's called a stress level elimination exercise plan. they taught me it at one of those business meetings you made me attend in your place.
by Pinky Star May 28, 2009
Get the stress level elimination exercise plan mug.Testosterone-fuelled stress; when a male is giving off stress vibes so aggressively strong that the tension is palpable and quite frankly, a little bit scary.
"His stressticles were so strong I couldn't wait to get out of the room!"
"Hell, that guy was radiating stressticles! Chill pill, much?!"
"Hell, that guy was radiating stressticles! Chill pill, much?!"
by Mal de Fées December 7, 2012
Get the Stressticles mug.The act of interrupting work or study for masturbation (usually at night), in order to relieve stress and be able to return fresh to working or studying.
I was pulling an all-nighter and couldn't work anymore due to all the stress, so I stress-jerked and started being more productive.
by College November 6, 2013
Get the stress-jerk mug.slang for a handjob. comes from the reasoning of amish people doing everything by hand, and putting all their problems into 1 thing. for example your penis.
by aman mar December 9, 2012
Get the Amish Stress Ball mug.Also known as "stress poo" - It is the act of pooping under incredibly stressful and/or nerve-wracking situations.
"Broha, I'm so nervous awaiting the arrival of my long lost cousin that I'm going to stress poop."
"My parents got a divorce in seventh grade and it caused me to stress poo every morning."
"It's finals season; the forecast is zero sleep and monster, with a high chance of stress poo."
"My parents got a divorce in seventh grade and it caused me to stress poo every morning."
"It's finals season; the forecast is zero sleep and monster, with a high chance of stress poo."
by CaffeineLizard July 22, 2013
Get the Stress poop mug.The disquieting feeling of fear, horror, and loneliness that engulfs your entire body--down to your soul--when you realize that you're living in a representative-democracy where the percent of the population that is intentionally ignorant, racist, sexist, and/or bigoted has reach a critical mass.
EXAMPLE
Person 1: "Can you believe Donald Trump is president?"
Person 2: "...I just don't care anymore. After the election and the complete lack of intelligent thought from so many people, my PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) has led me to realize that if it wasn't that waste-of-oxygen we would've voted in some other demagogue... Wanna get drunk?"
EXAMPLE
Person 1: "Aren't you supposed to be at work?"
Person 2: "I was going to go to work, but PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) sunk in: if representative governments are only as good as the intelligence of their citizenry, then what's the point?... so I dropped acid instead.
Person 1: "Can you believe Donald Trump is president?"
Person 2: "...I just don't care anymore. After the election and the complete lack of intelligent thought from so many people, my PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) has led me to realize that if it wasn't that waste-of-oxygen we would've voted in some other demagogue... Wanna get drunk?"
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Person 1: "Aren't you supposed to be at work?"
Person 2: "I was going to go to work, but PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) sunk in: if representative governments are only as good as the intelligence of their citizenry, then what's the point?... so I dropped acid instead.
by dbp0011 November 19, 2016
Get the PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) mug.n. either a literal or figurative erection brought forth by an extremely anxious or suspenseful event. Often accompanied by extreme tenseness and frustration.
Post stress boner symptoms include immediate acceptance and relief.
Post stress boner symptoms include immediate acceptance and relief.
I've got a thousand on Miami and we're down by 2 with 4 seconds in the fourth, what a fuckin stress boner.
Next in line for an oral presentation.
Meeting the girlfriends parents for the first time.
Jenga and anything delicate that requires careful handling.
Already late for work and hit traffic, railroad crossing, or drawbridge.
Next in line for an oral presentation.
Meeting the girlfriends parents for the first time.
Jenga and anything delicate that requires careful handling.
Already late for work and hit traffic, railroad crossing, or drawbridge.
by ScoBoJuBi January 13, 2008
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