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string cheese 

SUPER DELICIOUSNESS IN A PLASTIC WRAP!!!!!!!! YOU PEEL OFF THE UNEDIBLE AND UNINTERESTING WRAPPER THEN YOU CAN PROCEED TO HAVE FUN WITH THE STICK OF CHEESE'S EXTREMELY INTERESTING STRINGY QUALITY. YOU CAN PEEL IT APART LIKE STRINGS! HOW AWESOME IS THAT?!?!? HOW DO THEY MAKE SUCH AN OBJECT THAT IS BOTH FUN AND UBER DELICIOUS???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Person 1: hey man just got back from the grocery store. here's your string cheese
Person 2: GIMME GIMME GIMMMMMMME IT NOWWWW
string cheese by hoagly January 16, 2011
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string theory

A complex theory of physics that basically says the entire universe is made up of cosmic rubber bands.
For an explanation that the common man may understand, read "The Elegant Universe" by Brian Greene
Dude, string theory is so awesome.
string theory by Alahan May 22, 2005

string of pearls 

while titty fucking the guy skeets on the girls neck leaving a "string of pearls".
"He convinced me to let him titty fuck me and I let him only if he would give me a string of pearls..."

string dick 

A really thin dick or cock. More flacid than a needle dick.
The sorority girls laughed at their friends surprising post date story about the drunk jock's pathetic string dick.
string dick by Sauceman January 21, 2005

string-a-ling

The goo-string that drips off a flaccid, but recently relieved penis(ding-a-ling)
I had a 8" string-a-ling dripping off my ding-a-ling, until it stuck itself to my leg.
string-a-ling by URNtrouble July 7, 2012

String bean 

Ella twelve but is still a string bean.
String bean by Sossity June 17, 2018

String Dope

A flash dope form of methamphetamine (see Meth) that requires little skill to cook. String Dope is generally cooked using activated charcoal, gun bluing, and sudsless ammonia in an airtight cooler, where the methamphetamines will grow on unwaxed strings like stalactites over a period of 14-31 days. The nickname for this particular form resulted from junkies often finding pieces of the string when breaking their dope down in the spoon, bottle cap, or whatever.

String Dope generally has a half-life of 5-7 days after being exposed to UV light.
Tweaker Junkie 1: Dude, draw me up a shot of that shit!

Tweaker Junkie 2: Man this should be good, it's String Dope!
String Dope by Mr. Sage May 6, 2006