Strimming

Trimming anal hair so thick that a strimmer has to be used, instead of conventional means

Michael: 'What did you get up to last night Steve W?'
Steve W: 'I strimmed this bird, initially we tried anal with copious lube, but even that couldn't circumnavigate the anal forest. Tried to force my cock in but couldn't see my wood for the anal forest, so had to do some Strimming instead'

by RandyRhoads84 December 25, 2016

strifecro

A guy with crazy micro.

strifecro > micro

by ching chong June 2, 2003

Strif

Somebody that looks weak like a wet noodle.

That dude don't work out he looks so freaking strif.

by Kaen Ookami February 19, 2015

Strimedian

A stripper and comedian act. The stripper tells jokes as she’s preforming; most commonly done by girls named Jada who has tits bigger than most people’s dreams.

Hey Madi let’s go see the strimedian, I heard it’s hilarious!

by Charles the fortune teller May 9, 2020

strimple

What happens when women can't make it to the bathroom on a "heavy" day.

"Damn, I just strimpled, and these are my new underwear!"

by Ellalicious October 31, 2006

aziz strife 7777

The sexiest fuck in the planet

sex w00t w00t HE RUES LOLO LOL

by sex September 12, 2004

cloud strife

The main character of Final Fantasy 7. Spikey blonde hair and glowing, deep blue eyes. Begins as a mercenary who only works for money but is brought into the fight to save the planet when Sephiroth starts using him as a puppet. Tifa help him get his past straight and stands by his side, as well as the most unlikely group that he leads.

"You are.....a puppet"*Sephiroth/Jenova*
"A..puppet??"*Cloud*

by Melissa Stoudt August 23, 2003