don't stick your dick in crazy

A relatively recent but perennially true maxim, advising one to refrain from sexual congress with the unbalanced.

Bro 1: Dude, that girl with the Tori Amos shirt is HOT.
Bro 2: Bro, bro, always remember: Don't Stick Your Dick in Crazy. Here me now and believe me later.

by Harry Krinkle November 5, 2013

Stick nigger

A black bush negro, who inhabits forests, builds homes from sticks, beats other negroes and anally spikes them with sticks when punished.

He's known as the sticknigger, as everything he does is with sticks.

Black dirty wide eyed stick negro jumped out the bush, with a spear!
Them stick niggers should be skinned in the wood logger!

by Fukaface! July 7, 2019

Stick up kid

One who stands around corners, blocks, and alleyways waiting to rob someone.

Man i was on Union street last night and them stick up kids was out.

by N0t0ri0us Hustla September 16, 2004

Cock on a bicycle stick

An expressive, beguiling phrase used as a generic vocalisation of annoyance, or as as a mild insult.

"I haven't enough port for my party this evening. Cock on a bicycle stick."

"Cock on a bicycle stick. I lost my monocle last summer."

"You, sir, are without doubt the biggest cock on a bicycle stick I have ever had the misfortune of dining with."

by coabs February 12, 2012

Stick it between two patties

When the In-N-Out Burger was so good on a Saturday evening, you get another one and stick it between two patties.

Person 1: Get me something from In N Out while you’re there!

Person 2: I wouldn't take anything from him, he’ll probably stick it between two patties

by Dr. Ramidin November 12, 2021

Jammy Stick

A wooden rod with a nail banged onto the end of it (must be read in a British accent)

"Bfjwbfownfhwodhsb Jammy Stick" said the southern man as he emerged from the bayou.

by Neinmonkey October 1, 2017

Satan Stick

Lower extremity region which has the ability to control, manipulate disarm, confuse, or otherwise mindfuck and dedtrou anyome;-regardless of sexual preference-that it encounter in its path of destruction.

He waved his satan stick so indiscriminately that it came home woth a rugburn.

by ROLEXX/ WHITE RAPPERZ August 11, 2019