Shrek

A mythical deity noted for his insightful parables. Shrek has been reported in numerous sightings throughout the world to appear to his faithful and Shrekoncile their sins. Those who disobey the will of Shrek will often smell onions before meeting a horrific yet well-deserved demise at the hands of Shrek. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

"Ogres are like layers."
-Shrek, "The Parable of the Onion"

by Shrek is love Shrek is life March 5, 2013

Shrek

The almighty Ogre who lives in the ancient Swamps. He flies through our open windows and butt rapes us. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Oh my god! It's Shrek! I'M READY SHREK!

by ShrekIsReal September 20, 2014

shrekhead

A person who possess an unusually large head.

Wasson shrekhead, the bowling alley called and they want your head back.

by Jonah92 December 7, 2018

Shrek

The great savior who I pray to every night before bed

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

by life is pain enjoyer February 21, 2023

Shrek sexual

A type of sexuality that means the person is sexually attracted to shrek and only shrek.

"guys ive got something to tell you"

"yes"

"im shrek sexual"

"what??????"

"shrek is love shrek is life"

by Queen of everything May 27, 2015

get shreked

To get shreked is to be wreked by shrek or in shrek's presence.

that dude if about to get shreked. #getshreked
yo papa shrek would be proud

by papa shrek January 15, 2016

shrek is life

life is shrek
life is everything
shrek is everything

its never ogre

shrek is love
shrek is life
what would we do with our prayers
when shrek made light

by shrekatron 90000 September 1, 2014