Fuck me static!

A classic press day expression of anger and frustration, particularly related to non sequiturs.

Oh fuck me static! This headline doesn't work!!!

by RobbieMann February 27, 2019

Stephen Stotch

A South Park character: Butters' father. He is abusive, and has his wife and kid so brainwashed and manipulated that they accept his behavior as normal. He is known to beat Butters out of anger, and ground him for things Butters has no control over.

Butters: "Hi Dad!"
Stephen Stotch: "Butters! You're grounded!"
Butters: "Why?"
Stephen Stotch: "You put the Hamburger Helper in the wrong place!"

by nikolaitttt December 27, 2011

Stoicism

The ancient philosophy of Epictetus, Seneca the Younger, and Marcus Aurelius, among others. Stoicism focuses on living a virtuous life, and devoting yourself fully to your task at hand, while stressing indifference to the events outside of your control. Stoicism teaches that the quality of life depends entirely on the individual, and that events can only make you persistently depressed or unhappy when you are a faggot.

Stoics experience emotion like any other person, they have just realized that it is a self-harming choice to allow emotions to effect your well-being after the initial emotional reaction has passed.

A Stoic is, in effect, the extreme polar opposite of an emo.

Person 1: I find it amazing how Brian continues to exert amazing effort in his career, keep a polite demeanor around others, and continue to ritually hit the gym every morning even though his wife died last month.

Person 2: Brian practices Stoicism, he knows that reducing work ethic, ceasing politeness, or jeopardizing his health because his wife died is completely illogical.

by YHHAWNFTPSHI May 13, 2014

OFL Static

The best player in Halo 3.

"Wow have you heard of that OFL Static kid? He owned are whole team by himself!"

by ryandoe11 March 4, 2009

stoichkov

The greatest football player of all time.
Full name:
Hristo Stoitchkov
From:
Bulgaria

Stoichkov above all

by Zhivko Jijev February 28, 2004

Stoichkov Syndrome

Affliction where one can walk into a situation completely unaware of the current state of play, and comment instantly, and often with great accuracy on present dealings.

In this situation (where Stoichkov Syndrome was first diagnosed), 3 people are discussing the European Football Championships, #2 and #3 have successfully named 15 of the 16 participating nations without naming any wrong teams, and #1 conducting the quiz presses them for the answer to the 16th (Bulgaria), offering a clue...

#1: "One of the greatest footballers of the past 20 years hailed from this nation."

#4: (joining the conversation from an entirely neutral standpoint, having only heard the clue offered)

"Stoichkov"

#2 and #3: "Bulgaria!"

#1: "Yes! Incredible!"

by kramssor April 25, 2009

wax static

The noise a vinyl record makes when you put the needle on the edge of it, right before it hits the etching.

That wax static is a super comfy noise.

by marblecakealsothegame13 October 18, 2018