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Stockholm Syndrome

When the vast majority of the items in a home are furnished by Ikea.
Joanie's sofa is a Kivik, her shelf is an Expedit, her coffee table is a Lack, her dinner table is a Jokkmokk, her cabinet is a Hemnes, and her bed is a Fjell. This apartment's got a full on case of Stockholm Syndrome.
by playyourpart June 2, 2013
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A Muse song bordering on the line of insanity. Orgasmic guitar playing and brilliant heavy sections, you haven't lived till you've seen Stockholm Syndrome live.
This is the last time I'll abandon you and this is, the last time I forget you, I wish I could!
by Dave Eras July 2, 2005
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Stockdale

A person with a massive brain and superior intellect. Visually they look like a Mekon or one of the weird freaky creatures from the film 'Mars Attacks'. They always write in a way that tries to make everyone else seem stupid and spend most of their life trolling the internet and playing computer games. They probably love talking about food and shop at Waitrose, probably.
you want me in your quiz team? sorry, I ain't no Stockdale
by Blasphomy_fb December 15, 2011
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stockholm syndrome

(1) Psychological condition in which hostages grow attached to their captor. This can cause the hostages to not testify against him or her and even to try to prevent themselves from being rescued.
(2) Song by blink-182 about paranoia and the feeling that someone's always watching you or reading your mind.
(1) "See that hostage over there ripping the negotiator's head off? He probably suffers from Stockholm syndrome."
(2) "This is the first (thing I remember)
Now it's the last (thing left on my mind)
Afraid of the dark (do you hear me whisper?)
An empty heart (replaced with paranoia)
Where do we go? (Life's temporary)
After we're gone (like New Year's resolutions)
Why is this hard? (Do you recognize me?)
I know I'm wrong (but I can't help believing)"
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Stockholm Syndrome

Stockholm Syndrome: What it is SAID you have, when you feel compasion for your captors, and the people who are making their lives miserable and are perhaps trying to kill them, don't like it.
"that man must have Stockholm Syndrome, he's standing in the way of the human rights protestor, that I want to beat with my truncheon"
by barticusthe5th December 2, 2009
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stockholm syndrome

an emotional attachment to a captor (democrat candidate)formed by a hostage (american minority)as a result of continuous dependence.
"We're seeing what can only be called a perfect example of stockholm syndrome when poor people in ghettos keep backing democrats."
by billyraayn August 29, 2016
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Stockholder Syndrome

/n/
A condition in which develops in a poor person when they find a way to get money. Stockholder Syndrome is a condition that causes a person to turn into a crazed money whore
My coworker only got this job because of stockholder syndrome
by Razorclaw the crab December 24, 2020
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