Mizzle Stizzle

Bastardization of the phrase 'My good man.'

Tru dat mizzle stizzle.

That is very true my good man.

by Ruefus October 30, 2003

SWIZZLESTICK

Named for their association with their male counterpart the SWIZZLECAP, the SWIZZLESTICK is a common variety of female seen in trendy clubs, overpriced restaurants and suburban shopping malls worldwide. Instantly recognizable by her utterly conformist grooming habits, the early 21st century SWIZZLESTICK usually wears her straightened hair in a ponytail, dresses in non-threatening colors like beige and tan, and very possibly owns a pair of furry boots. Known for their exceptionally irritating voices, even a small gathering of SWIZZLESTICKS in a shop or restaurant can sometimes result in earaches, nausea and crippling migraines for bystanders within a 30 foot radius. Perhaps the most prized characteristic of SWIZZLESTICKS is how easily they can be replaced: if a SWIZZLECAP gets dumped by his SWIZZLESTICK girlfriend, he knows he need only visit his neighborhood sports bar to find an near-exact replica of her.

My last boyfriend wasn't interested in dating a woman with a brain or a real personality. After me, he hooked up with some SWIZZLESTICK.

by Dr. Clare Cunliffe July 20, 2008

Snizzlesnap

Ahhh, shit...I fudged up

Oh snizzlesnap! I forgot to pick one of my bitches up from the club.

by Snizzlesnap May 29, 2010

madd skizzles

a person who has madd skills usually someone named jeff

if u use this word i will use my madd skizzles to beat u down

by jeff mow the lawn February 20, 2003

Stizzle

A deviation from the street term "Sticks" for Xanax.

Yo Bro, pop a stizzle and gulp down dat' forty.

by Stick.e May 21, 2008

stizzle

can normally be found in the barn getting his dick steamed or jerking it to a briggs and stratton motor

stizzle went to the steam museam to get his dick steamed

by big nasty August 3, 2004

Shizzles

This word originated in the 1990s in the middle eastern, most likely iran. Early in the 2000s it was brought over to the United States of America through the ESOL program in public schools allowing the exchange of students from all over the world to come and share there culture with americans. The word in its true form is known as shizlic, but was americanized into shizzles to make it sound more of a noun than an adjective. Shizzles is a way of expressing extreme happiness, terror, sadness, boredom, hungriness, and last but not least sexual pleasure. Some forms you may have heard around your school are things like shizzled, shizzling, deshizzle, and on rare ocassions shizzlcide. The study of shizzles is known as Shizzology. One of the top leading professors of shizzology is Soheil Bagheri who at the University in Iran to help solve a cure of the disease Shizzleopholis and people who have shizzlephobia. The belief of Shizzles is known as Shizzlism which derives from the ancient iranians who built shizloids and worship the all powerful JAN. JAN, unlike many other gods in other religions, is not a virgin. In fact you could say she has sex with everyday. But not just everyone can have sex with JAN. In order to meet the standards of the high and mighty JAN, you must have one charachistic and that is to be black. Yes, JAN is BDO (Black Dick Only) so sorry you on the prowl young spider monkeys looking to mate. In order to be a member of Shizzlism there are a few things to make sure of before you get yourself Shizlized. You must get down on your knees and bow to any passing by black person. You must hate indians with a passion. And third of all you cannot be a virgin.

"Dude this girl just came and jumped on me shes hot. She put vagina in my dick not lying haha felt good as shizzles"

"Cool Andrew"

by monkeyboy626 August 5, 2009