stirrings

A word used in The Giver, when a male or female has a wet dream or sexual dream about the opposite gender.

Boy: I had a dream i was bathing Jessica last night.
Mom: looks like someone there stirrings last night

by Theterrarian May 16, 2016

stirring the porridge

sloppy seconds with a girl after someone has recently ejaculated inside her

thefore you stir the porridge

guy 1: i just fucked that dirty midget
guy 2: i did her ten minutes ago
guy 1: Shit i was stirring the porridge

by troyaqwerty February 22, 2009

stirring beans

Doing something to look busy and important, but accomplishing nothing.

When a district manager comes in to Ryan's Steakhouse and hangs around the salad bar "stirring beans"

When creating an Ebay ad for your business you spend hours worrying about what color your background color will be or finding just the right sound effect. That would be "stirring beans"

by David Shedlock December 30, 2008

Smirting

The act of flirting with someone while smoking outside a pub

Met this dope chick last night while smirting outside the Belle Vue, got her number and she's hot for me to give her a bell!

by Richard Brooks October 17, 2007

shit stirring

to cause commotion by poking fun or revealing information to get a reaction (also see trolling)

you're just shit stirring - stop it or someone could lose an eye!

by Sinister Intent June 15, 2004

starting at

A term evil-minded sellers use to make you believe in a fake price. In reality the price is always much higher and only very few, if any, products actually have this price.

Buy Windows 7 now! Starting at 70€! (Actual price 100€)

by Locercus April 22, 2014

hot starting

Having intercourse with a female who has already been involved in the act, and who is therefore already “prepared” in terms of lubrication.

It’s your turn Steve, you’re hot starting on her so no need for foreplay.

by NiAiRo January 5, 2018