Storked

1. Verb.

When a couple has an unwanted pregnancy occur.

To be storked, to get storked.

"Oh did you hear about John and Mandy? They got storked."

by divadwilson October 28, 2008

Caramel Double-Stirred Coffee

After experiencing fellatio, a man ejaculates in his partner's mouth. Then he proceeds to defecate while afflicted with diarrhoea inside his partner's mouth. Then he stirs the mixture with his dick. Then the partner swallows.

She says, " Last night my bf gave me the Caramel Double-Stirred Coffee".

Her friend - "How'd it taste?"

She - "Slightly salty, but with a distinct taste of cheese."

by ReallyMessedUpGuy#1996 May 1, 2021

storked up

Adjective:

1) the state of being pregnant; knocked up.

2) to get a girl pregnant or knocked up.

1) Did you see Cindy? She's 6 months storked up.

2) Did you see Dave? He's all nervous because he storked up his girlfriend's sister.

by scharky January 31, 2018

Nutty sticked

Nutty sticked is when u put peanutbutter on ur Dick but your dog bites it off

I would smash but I got nutty sticked last night

by Swagy shagy February 10, 2019

Fish Sticked

The act of fingering a girls Vagina then inserting your fingers into your unexpected friends mouth.

As I popped my fingers out of her pussy I saw my Trevor across the room and walked over there and fish sticked him as he yawned.

by HolyWhiteness July 6, 2019

shaken but not stirred

Not to be confused with how Pierce Brosnan's famous character prefers his martinis, this phrase refers to the status of a guy's totally limp lulu after an extended interval of either drinking or intercourse; it remains droopy/lifeless and therefore does not "stir" (i.e., become aroused) at all, no matter what the activity (i.e., being fondled or "shaken" to try to get it up) or surroundings (i.e., having one or more attractive nymphos nearby who are eager for sex).

Hot sex-hungry chick: My boyfriend and I "did it" for two hours straight till I finally wore him out, and then his ordinarily-perpetually-boned schlong remained shaken but not stirred no matter what I did. We hadda wait till late the next morning before he was able to get it up again.

by QuacksO July 29, 2017

stired

a shortcut word which is basically "stoned" and "tired" together.....at the same time......

"Naw man I don't want to go to the skate park, I just got off work and burned a blizzy and I'm stired as hell."

by Gentleman "G" February 14, 2009