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Stewart County 

A little shit hole town in Tennessee and "shit hole" is an understatement at that. There's more "burnouts" there than a drag strip gets gets in a year. All there is to do is get drunk, smoke weed, and get into fights. Everyone is two faced and wont blink twice before stabbing you in the back. Compiling all of this together in one place should be a nation warning and shut off from the normal human world.

Heaven > Hell > Stewart County, TN
College student #1: "hey dude so where you from?"

College student #2: "Stewart County..."

College student #1: "OUCH!!!!! I'm sorry for your luck."

College student #2: "yeah I know. All I learned from that school was how to make a gravity bong and how to play beer pong."

College student #1: "shit happens dude."

stewart douglas dixon bloor 

SEXY AS FUCK
Total Hottie

Get yourself a Stewart Douglas Dixon Bloor before they run out
person 1: omg its the last stewart douglas dixon bloor

Stewart Principal 

The need to go is directly proportional to the distance from. When you gotta go, the closer you get the the bathroom the more you gotta go.
The Stewart Principal happens every time I gotta go.
Stewart Principal by studogg August 15, 2008

Stewart Pid 

Basically means "idiot" but is much worse.
"He is so stewart pid for screaming during the test."

"I'm so stewart pid, I dropped my phone on the floor and it broke."
Stewart Pid by tinyperson May 18, 2022

stewart paterson 

Is wonderful person he has many, many talents but will not show them, he is confident and should get a special girl for a special boy :)
perfectstewart paterson
stewart paterson by Stewie1539 December 30, 2013

Stewart Copeland 

Drummer, composer, occasional songwriter and founding member of The Police, also arguably the best member. Known for his monstrous talent, good looks, quick wit, manic personality and encyclopedic knowledge for music, he is the amalgamation of everything that made the band great. He stood out, both figuratively and literally, not only for being the tallest and youngest member of the band, but also the only American. He brought his humorous shenanigans onscreen, drumming on various non-instrument objects (including a rocket at a space station), jumping off a ladder, operating a camera, and even performing in a cage surrounded by lions, among other things. Nowadays he can be found toying around with his eclectic, multicultural, extensive collection of instruments at his music studio lovably named the Sacred Grove. His childlike sense of curiosity and wonder has remained intact, and if anything he has become even more audacious than he was at the "height" of his career. He has seamlessly aged from a hyper young drummer to a crazy old man, essentially the musician equivalent of a crazy cat lady. You should go follow him on Instagram, he's seriously amazing. Needless to say he is incredible and I would love to meet him.
"Stewart Copeland is so crazy he's literally just like me fr"
"Stewart Copeland has 97 mental illnesses and is banned from most public spaces"
"Stewart Copeland could hit me with a car and I'd thank him"