stealth porn

Left over Porn on minimized windows that pop up when your wife goes to use the computer.

Wife: Honey I'm going look at the bank balance before we go out.
Husband: Sure baby.

Wife: What the hell is this? I thought you were gaming all night, not looking at this crap!!
Husband: It wasn't me!
Wife: You Skeevy Bastard!
Husband: Fucking Stealth Porn!

by Phinger October 13, 2013

Stealth Hippie

A person who is interested in typical hippie endeavors (such as following jam bands across the country) but who does not display the typical hippie characteristics (instead he has short hair, holds down a regular job, car is not covered in stickers, does not wear hemp necklaces, bathes) with the result that people who interact with the stealth hippie on a day-to-day basis (bosses, coworkers, neighbors) are unaware of his extracurricular interests.

I know that with his short haircut and accountant day job, Paul doesn't seem like your normal Phish fan, but he is a stealth hippie. He's been to 150 shows and sells hetty crystals in the lot.

by holyjes August 17, 2010

Stealth biggies

A sizeable pair of breasts on a woman who at first glance, due to her manner of dress or other factors, appears to have normal or smaller breasts.

Bruh...Emilia Jones as Ruby Rossi in the Academy Award Best Picture winning film "CODA" (2021) got a pair of stealth biggies.

by JPorpoise March 28, 2022

sheltie

A small sheep-dog that looks like a miniature Lassie. Sweet, playful and loves her owner like crazy, is very obstinate and nervous though, and males are very effeminate so these are not dogs for people who want a male dog for the sake of having a male dog (basically macho prats who want a protection dog) Everything else about this breed is positive just like the beautiful rough collie.

"Is that a baby Lassie?" "No its an adult sheltie, she's now 3 years old"

by J. Lowndes August 14, 2006

Heltah Skeltah

An Rap Duo that consists of Sean Price and Da Rockness Monstah. The two are members of New York's HipHop-supergroup Boot Camp Clik, along with Buckshot, Smif-N-Wessun and O.G.C..
The duo released their anticipated debut Nocturnal in June 1996, including Leflah Leflaur Eshkoshka. The album sold over 250,000 copies. The album has became legendary in the underground HipHop scene because of it's grimy, basement sound and strong lyrics.

Have you ever heard Heltah Skeltah and their classic "I Ain't havin' that" from the album Magnum Force?

by Erik Trygg August 5, 2006

Stealth Pee

Peeing on the outside of the bowl where the water runs down, when peeing on the water would make to much noise

Jack: Did I wake you last night?
Jill: No, why?
Jack: Good, just checking because I stealth pee'd to avoid waking you up

by Maxgoon May 3, 2010

shelter in place

The government telling people to stay home, stock up on rice and pasta and toilet paper. Shut the blinds and hide inside, and binge watch Netflix and video games for a while till the threat is gone. Its not very strict since you can technically still go out for “essentials” like toilet paper and pop tarts. Certain places stay open, but a lot of places close.

Bay Area government: “We are ordering people to shelter in place beginning Tuesday March 17, for the next 3 weeks in response to the Coronavirus pandemic sweeping the world”

Hysteric Public: “wtf?!? I need to go to Safeway and get all the toilet paper! Then wait in line at Costco for 4 hours to get all the Purell to fill a bathtub to disinfect myself and bleach to disinfect my stomach! (Jk, don’t do that please. Bleach kills, DO NOT DRINK BLEACH!)”
Concerned public: “So it’s like a quarantine? Are we allowed to leave our homes? What about our jobs? And the (insert something here) convention this weekend?”
Bay Area government: “Not a quarantine, you can leave your home for essentials. Businesses deemed essential like grocery stores and petCo (dogs have to eat too) will remain open. Restaurants will have to close and do takeout/deliver only. Healthcare workers will continue. All public gatherings of like 10 or more people will have to be canceled, sorry. Also if you have to go out, keep a distance of 6’ between yourself and other people. So try not to freak out”

by WithoutWax March 17, 2020