Dysfuntional Steamroller 

It is the act of grabbing your penis and putting the bottom part of your nuts on a girls vagina and take a dump on her from her vagina till you get to her head, then you drag your butt back and smear the poop while making a dysfunctional beeping noise. Extra points for farting while in "reverse" because it is like pollution from the top of a Dysfunctional Steamroller.

Brad: " Hey Ben what did you do this weekend?"

Ben: "Well, i got drunk and finally did it!"

Brad: "Did what?"

Ben: "The Dysfuntional Steamroller."

Brad: "Did you pollute too?"

Ben: "Yep"

Brad: "Up top ben"

(High five slap)

Dysfuntional Steamroller by Maczofri January 21, 2011

The Loogootee Steamroller 

The sexual act of the male dragging his scrotum across the partners body in such a way that your nutsack acts as a steamroller on the partners body. This can be done both by starting at the legs and then steamrolling upwards toward the head or starting at the head and rolling your way down. Other fun things that can be done is performing the act after ejaculating on the partners body to act as lube or "ice on the road." The partner can also stick their tongue out for the steamroller to have a nice little hill to go over. This is named after the legendary town of Loogootee Indiana in which the act is performed daily by the locals.

"Hey Carson what happened with your step-sister Janice last night?"
"Not gonna spare you any details but we ended up doing The Loogootee Steamroller!"
"Woah that's pretty intense."

The Loogootee Steamroller by El lumpo December 1, 2018

Alaskan Steamroller 

This is a sex move preformed near the end of sex. In this move, the male ejaculates on the partners chest or stomach. After ejaculation the male can use his testicles to spread the sperm all over the partners body.

Virgin #1 : Last night I totally gave Lisa the Alaskan Steamroller!
Virgin #2 : Radical bro!

Alaskan Steamroller by Alaskan Steamroller May 29, 2018

Seattle Steamroller

The act of pouring hot cappuchino on the penis during the climax of an ejaculation causing a mild euphoria as a man quickly ejaculates into one's eyeball.

I have had three seattle steamrollers this week while my parents were away.

Seattle Steamroller by M-Chill December 19, 2012

cuban steamroller 

A cuban steamroller is when a person does a roly poly and shits as he rolls.

Wow, did you see that guy do a cuban steamroller last night?

Hell yeah, what a weirdo.

cuban steamroller by DoleDUck February 24, 2014

smallwood steamroller 

A sexual act of ejaculating on a person's face, then rolling your flacid penis, hence small wood, across said person's face.

I hooked up with a girl in Kentucky and totally gave her a smallwood steamroller.

smallwood steamroller by flarmp375 November 17, 2017

louisiana steamroller 

When you are having intercourse with a black woman and she gets up on your chest and takes a large dookie on your chest.

Hey Brad how was that chick last night?

It was wierd as fuck she did a Louisiana steamroller on me and now I have a rash.

louisiana steamroller by Kevin's not my real name February 27, 2020