It is the act of grabbing your penis and putting the bottom part of your nuts on a girls vagina and take a dump on her from her vagina till you get to her head, then you drag your butt back and smear the poop while making a dysfunctional beeping noise. Extra points for farting while in "reverse" because it is like pollution from the top of a Dysfunctional Steamroller.
Brad: " Hey Ben what did you do this weekend?"
Ben: "Well, i got drunk and finally did it!"
Brad: "Did what?"
Ben: "The Dysfuntional Steamroller."
Brad: "Did you pollute too?"
Ben: "Yep"
Brad: "Up top ben"
(High five slap)
Ben: "Well, i got drunk and finally did it!"
Brad: "Did what?"
Ben: "The Dysfuntional Steamroller."
Brad: "Did you pollute too?"
Ben: "Yep"
Brad: "Up top ben"
(High five slap)
by Maczofri January 21, 2011
Get the Dysfuntional Steamroller mug.The sexual act of the male dragging his scrotum across the partners body in such a way that your nutsack acts as a steamroller on the partners body. This can be done both by starting at the legs and then steamrolling upwards toward the head or starting at the head and rolling your way down. Other fun things that can be done is performing the act after ejaculating on the partners body to act as lube or "ice on the road." The partner can also stick their tongue out for the steamroller to have a nice little hill to go over. This is named after the legendary town of Loogootee Indiana in which the act is performed daily by the locals.
"Hey Carson what happened with your step-sister Janice last night?"
"Not gonna spare you any details but we ended up doing The Loogootee Steamroller!"
"Woah that's pretty intense."
"Not gonna spare you any details but we ended up doing The Loogootee Steamroller!"
"Woah that's pretty intense."
by El lumpo December 1, 2018
Get the The Loogootee Steamroller mug.This is a sex move preformed near the end of sex. In this move, the male ejaculates on the partners chest or stomach. After ejaculation the male can use his testicles to spread the sperm all over the partners body.
by Alaskan Steamroller May 29, 2018
Get the Alaskan Steamroller mug.The act of pouring hot cappuchino on the penis during the climax of an ejaculation causing a mild euphoria as a man quickly ejaculates into one's eyeball.
by M-Chill December 19, 2012
Get the Seattle Steamroller mug.by DoleDUck February 24, 2014
Get the cuban steamroller mug.A sexual act of ejaculating on a person's face, then rolling your flacid penis, hence small wood, across said person's face.
by flarmp375 November 17, 2017
Get the smallwood steamroller mug.When you are having intercourse with a black woman and she gets up on your chest and takes a large dookie on your chest.
Hey Brad how was that chick last night?
It was wierd as fuck she did a Louisiana steamroller on me and now I have a rash.
It was wierd as fuck she did a Louisiana steamroller on me and now I have a rash.
by Kevin's not my real name February 27, 2020
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